Just Read this...
Once upon a time there was a school called Degrassi,
And the children and the tenants were all fat and sassy.
Except for one little boy and his name was Rick,
People pushed him around untill he turned into a Frick.
And took a gun, took a gun, took a very big gun,
To degrassi to have himself a little bit of fun.
Then bang shot Jimmy,
And pointed it at Emma.
With Sean in the way oh what a big elimma.
But then Rick died,
And everything was fine.
Except Ashley’s kinda freakin,
After Craig lost his mind, and proposed at a party with his puppy dog eyes.
And Ashley Refused,
What a big surprise When he cried like a baby,
And went back to his hotel.
****** up the room and stuck Joey with a bill,
Then he went to a wedding and acted like a whore.
And he kicked Joey’s a*ss and he cried a little more.
Hey, remember back when Manny and Jt were going out,
And Jt was doing good but then began to doubt.
That his little stack of dimes couldn’t measure up to Craig’s
When he saw it in the locker room between Craig’s legs.
So in order to get out of his romantic slumps,
Some black kid gave him a magic penis pump.
But Manny found out and to make matters worse,
It turned out that Mr. Raddish used it first.
Well Paige got raped,
And Marco is gay.
Spinner gets boners and farts all day,
Toby is a dork,
And liberty is too.
Snake got cancer up the kazoo.
Sean’s on his own,
And Ellie likes to cut.
Alex is a b*tch,
And Manny is a s*lut.
Emma is kinda whiney,
And Terry got hit.
Hazel doesn’t never seem to do Jack-s*hit.
Degrassi is my favorite thing,
When the theme song plays, I always have to sing.
I hope that it never goes off the air,
I’d even miss Spinner’s hair.
2006-06-29 18:56:54 · 8 answers · asked by ? 3 in Arts & Humanities ➔ Other - Arts & Humanities
answer be4 I DELETE it
2006-06-29 18:57:44 · update #1
I LOVE DEGRASSI Too
You forgot to mention the new episodes when Snake, If you haven't seen them yet, Do NOT CONTINUE TO READ.
cheats on Emma's mom and Manny and Emma decide to get revenge on the new hot kid and Emma ends up falling for the guy.
I love the episode when marco tries to get Dylan jealous and decides to kiss Craig, Craig's face is so funny.
And i can't believe they decided to make Paige lesbian at the end. i mean, that is really mean to Spinner, 'hey i slept with you and then realized i was really a lesbian'
2006-06-30 17:33:29 · answer #1 · answered by nicolefc_123 4 · 8⤊ 6⤋
2 points
2006-06-30 02:07:26 · answer #2 · answered by kellyrv_bsa 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
2 pnts
2006-06-30 02:55:03 · answer #3 · answered by Alan 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol brilliant. i like the part about jt's stack of dimes!! that episode was on today...
2006-06-30 02:01:19 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I want 2pts too. sorry I didn't read it. I just want to say believe in good things in your life. dont believe them junk that you just wrote here.
2006-06-30 03:08:15 · answer #5 · answered by Jimmy Par 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
woah!! thats tooo long, i dint read every thing, but thanx 4 the points!!
2006-06-30 02:03:02 · answer #6 · answered by czar 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you put much effort in the rhyme, good job.
2006-06-30 02:47:18 · answer #7 · answered by ssurprize 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ii LOVE DEGRASSii iiTS SOO COOL. ii LOVE THAT SHOW THO iiTS SOO GRAND. ii WATCH iiT EVERYDAY.
2006-06-30 05:23:18 · answer #8 · answered by Laura w 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋