All categories - 2 September 2007

Mickey and Minnie are in divorce court and Mickey's lawyer tell the judge the Mickey wants a divorce on the grounds that she's insane. Mickey tell the judge I didn't say she's insane, I said she's f***ing Goofy!!!

2007-09-02 08:19:17 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Does President Bush get any credit for bringing North Korea to it's knees especially after the miserable job Bill Clinton did with them??

2007-09-02 08:19:16 · 7 answers · asked by Is it Friday yet?? 4 in Current Events

When someone saves you from death and winds up dying for you? That proves my point! Jesus Is A HERO!!!

2007-09-02 08:19:04 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

2007-09-02 08:19:03 · 13 answers · asked by cats 7 in Polls & Surveys

i've got a windows XP home edition computer and when i start up my comp it has windows load up like AIM and some other stuff. how do i change it so that when i turn on my comp it doesn't have any windows load?

2007-09-02 08:18:53 · 10 answers · asked by tigris_sapphire 2 in Other - Computers

Rotflmao.

2007-09-02 08:18:45 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

will you be missing summer too much?? I love fall, I love to see the leaves changing to all those wonderful colors.

2007-09-02 08:18:40 · 21 answers · asked by kelli 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-02 08:18:38 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Destinations

When I was young the boys in the neighborhood thought it was so funny to pelt us girls with their pea shooters. I guess the girls that got pelted the most - the boys had a crush on. lol

2007-09-02 08:18:36 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Senior Citizens

i'm christian right now, and people at church say that heaven exists, but my gut and brain tell me that heaven and hell is just an idea, not real places. however if they are wrong, they have nothing to lose, but if i'm wrong i'm screwed. then again, i can't just pretend to believe something that my logic says otherwise. help?

2007-09-02 08:18:27 · 36 answers · asked by ? 3 in Religion & Spirituality

am i correct wth the 5 senses ?.. huh ?.. if not then plz do correct me...

btw.. my sense of smell is tooo good .. hehe :)

2007-09-02 08:18:23 · 15 answers · asked by oye !! 4 in Polls & Surveys

1)You invested $7000 in two accounts paying 6% and 8% annual interest, respectively. If the total interest earned for the year was $520, how much was invested at each rate?

2) Thing did not go quite as planned. You invested $8000, part of it in stock that paid 12% annual interest. However, the rest of the money suffered a 5% loss. If the total annual income from both investment was $620, how much was invested at each rate?

Please help? How do I solve?

2007-09-02 08:18:20 · 6 answers · asked by alchem 1 in Mathematics

2007-09-02 08:18:07 · 15 answers · asked by mallrat 2 in Philosophy

Barry White song?

2007-09-02 08:18:06 · 8 answers · asked by cats 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-02 08:18:03 · 1 answers · asked by kierajanee 1 in Women's Health

It is the dumbest sport and no one but Canada is actually watching it. I don't even think the American public acknowledges who wont he Stanley Cup. In my opinion, it is going down there with the MLS. Anyone agree?

2007-09-02 08:17:28 · 39 answers · asked by Fourtonfour 3 in Hockey

Any advice?

If it makes a difference, I am in high school. It appears he's interested in me, but I'm not quite sure.

Anyways...any advice? PLEASE! :)

2007-09-02 08:17:25 · 10 answers · asked by Kiara 5 in Singles & Dating

..Can I Come Over & Have A Slice Of It?
(summer is almost gone ya know)

2007-09-02 08:17:24 · 7 answers · asked by Bug Eye 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-02 08:17:21 · 5 answers · asked by groove.mcfly 1 in Turkey

2007-09-02 08:17:17 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-02 08:17:15 · 5 answers · asked by cats 7 in Polls & Surveys

Hi, i don't understand how to solve this quadratic function: y=-3x^2. I can't seem to know how to find the axis of symmetry, vertex, and how to plot it. I Know how to solve questions like this y-5=-(x+2)^2. But I don't know how to solve that basic function. Help me asap please. Thanks in advance.

2007-09-02 08:17:09 · 2 answers · asked by Here for You 2 in Mathematics

An 80-year-old man went to his doctor for his check-up. The doctor asked him how he was feeling, and the 80-year-old said, Things are great and I've never felt better. I now have a 20 year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. So what do you think about that?" The doctor considered his question for a minute and then began to tell a story.
"I have an older friend like you, who is an avid hunter and never misses a season. One day he was setting off to go hunting. In a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his walking cane instead of his gun."
"As he neared a lake, he came across a very large male beaver sitting at the water's edge. He realised he'd left his gun at home and so he couldn't shoot the magnificent creature. Out of habit he raised his cane, aimed it at the animal as if it were his favorite hunting rifle and went 'bang, bang'."
"Miraculously, two shots rang out and the beaver fell over dead. Now, what do you think of that?" asked the doctor.

2007-09-02 08:17:06 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

...Will help me have a better understanding of Christianity and the nature of God? Currently when I read it I feel a little lost.

Thanks for your answers in advance :0)

2007-09-02 08:16:57 · 45 answers · asked by “ÑệŕďÇỗ®è”‼ 2 in Religion & Spirituality

2007-09-02 08:16:48 · 2 answers · asked by Anil Kumar 2 in Other - Europe

I need help:

given the vectors v= -2i+5j and w=3i+4j determine:

a.) 1/2v b.) w-v c.) the length of w

2007-09-02 08:16:41 · 4 answers · asked by jehu22293 2 in Mathematics

2007-09-02 08:16:28 · 2 answers · asked by cats 7 in Polls & Surveys

Can you give examples of this behaviour?

Thank you.

2007-09-02 08:16:14 · 7 answers · asked by Ginny Jin 7 in Psychology