An 80-year-old man went to his doctor for his check-up. The doctor asked him how he was feeling, and the 80-year-old said, Things are great and I've never felt better. I now have a 20 year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. So what do you think about that?" The doctor considered his question for a minute and then began to tell a story.
"I have an older friend like you, who is an avid hunter and never misses a season. One day he was setting off to go hunting. In a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his walking cane instead of his gun."
"As he neared a lake, he came across a very large male beaver sitting at the water's edge. He realised he'd left his gun at home and so he couldn't shoot the magnificent creature. Out of habit he raised his cane, aimed it at the animal as if it were his favorite hunting rifle and went 'bang, bang'."
"Miraculously, two shots rang out and the beaver fell over dead. Now, what do you think of that?" asked the doctor.
2007-09-02 08:17:06 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The 80-year-old said, "logic would strongly suggest that somebody else pumped a Couple of rounds into that beaver."
The doctor replied, "My point exactly".
2007-09-02 08:18:14 · update #1
LOL good one a star for you
2007-09-02 08:20:21 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes, today I heard the sound of sleigh bells being jingled at the Salvation Army kettle at the entrance to work. The sound of many people buying up all variety of food for their Christmas feasts! And Christmas songs floating out of the store stereo speakers. And so many customers saying or replying with Merry Christmases to me and mine! Merry Christmas Dizz dear and all my splendiferous Contacts on Y!A !!! oxoxox :)
2016-05-19 05:22:04 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahahahaha
2007-09-02 08:22:43 · answer #3 · answered by Kamakaz 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very well told. I didn't see that one coming, but then neither did he.
For some reason I imagined someone like Stephen Wright telling that. Sooo dead-pan. Sooo cool & slow.
Good one . Have a star & keep 'em coming (if you see what I mean!) lol!
2007-09-02 08:34:07 · answer #4 · answered by funnygirl 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-09-02 08:23:38 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO now thats funny
Have a star
2007-09-04 03:40:53 · answer #6 · answered by Scott S 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He should ask for a second opinion as he may have been firing blanks!
2007-09-02 08:24:15 · answer #7 · answered by Ian M 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
m8, that was hilaaaaarious. hahahahahah luvvin it loads. have a sparkling star from me....and a nipple twist. he heeeee snnnort cheeeeeeeeeerz
2007-09-02 08:23:07 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Very good, have a star!!!
2007-09-02 08:24:56 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha! i got it! that was good! satar star star for u u u! lolz keep em comin!
2007-09-02 08:45:42 · answer #10 · answered by Savannah 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋