I was with one of my many lady friends last night, when all of a sudden the back door swung open and an alien in a full scuba suit walked into my house. When he began probing me from the inside, I heard him say "Eric, no more Vaseline, he's a clencher". I would have thought aliens spoke German, but whatever. Anyway, my special lady friend, seeing this horror, decided to leap through the stained-glass window, which I can understand, but geez.
2007-08-14
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