I was with one of my many lady friends last night, when all of a sudden the back door swung open and an alien in a full scuba suit walked into my house. When he began probing me from the inside, I heard him say "Eric, no more Vaseline, he's a clencher". I would have thought aliens spoke German, but whatever. Anyway, my special lady friend, seeing this horror, decided to leap through the stained-glass window, which I can understand, but geez.
2007-08-14 04:18:54 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Education & Reference ➔ Trivia
Yes ! I saw them too ! They were in the local fish and chip shop with Elvis Presley, Lord Lucan, Isaac Newton, Buddy Holly and the Yorkshire Ripper.......................
2007-08-14 07:01:58 · answer #1 · answered by Twiggy 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought this might be the proof we were needing, but I quickly realized this was BS when I looked at your picture and read your opening sentence : "I was with one of my many lady friends last night..."
You almost had me there!
2007-08-14 04:26:00 · answer #2 · answered by Shredded Cottage Cheese 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
that wasnt an alien.
that was your mother putting on an act because she didnt like the girl you were with.
hope you liked the probing.
2007-08-14 04:21:53 · answer #3 · answered by lenmac71 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
They wouldn't have probed you if you offered them kool-aid and brownies. Just saying.
2007-08-14 04:22:01 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You sir are an idiot!!
Lets talk more like the no lady friends..
2007-08-14 04:22:50 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
wow you sound like a person who watches sci-fi, or else one who hasnt taken their medications. btw, im german
2007-08-14 04:22:44 · answer #6 · answered by blondie 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
maybe, a spirit that's communicating a message to you and for your girl,, and the message is, you're not meant for each other
2007-08-14 04:54:57 · answer #7 · answered by alfredcacal 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fruit cake, and nutty spring to mind,,,,,,,,, they don't speak German, it Italian.
2007-08-14 04:24:00 · answer #8 · answered by Bio Hazard 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Actually, they've been around for a very long time, have they not? :)))
http://www.keylonticdictionary.org/Words/A/Angelic%20Wars.htm
2007-08-14 05:49:59 · answer #9 · answered by drakke1 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whatever you're smokin, can I have some? lol. I'd like to feel that good too. Please share.
2007-08-14 04:23:41 · answer #10 · answered by Irish 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋