All categories - 28 April 2007

A kindergarten student was outside on recess. When she came back to class, she told her teacher that she saw a dead cat. The teacher asked, " How do you know it was dead?". The kindergartener said, " I "pissed" in its ear but nothing happened." " You What ?!!" said the teacher. " I said I went "Psst" in the cat's ear!"

2007-04-28 14:30:43 · 25 answers · asked by jcalavaza21 1 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-04-28 14:30:25 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Why are you supposed to lick salt off your hand before having the tequila?

2007-04-28 14:30:01 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Beer, Wine & Spirits

The Bag he wouldnt give to the robber in the restaraunt. what the heck was in it?

They never really made it a point to let the viewer know. Did I miss a clue maybe?

anyone know?


Thanks

2007-04-28 14:29:54 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

This is very strange, since Sarah was also Abraham's half-sister. If that is the case, what does that make Isaac? Is he superior to Ishmael because he (Isaac) was born to a woman in her old age, and Ishmael was not? Neither woman was superior to the other.

Besides, what woman in her right mind would permit her husband to have an adulterous relationship just to preserve his seed? How is that showing respect? How could Abraham just lie down with a woman he wasn't married to? Was he that desperate? How could he just dishonor her by not marrying her?

Neither Ishmael nor Isaac had any control over whom their mothers would be. Only Almighty God had control over that.
Sarah could have been the mother of all of Abraham's children during her childbearing years, but she wasn't. If she was childless during her childbearing years, it was by Divine Decree. If Isaac was meant to be the first-born, that would have already happened.

2007-04-28 14:29:51 · 24 answers · asked by Shafeeqah 5 in Religion & Spirituality

I am planning to by a new scope.I have owned a couple of the smaller telescopes.But I would like to be able to see farther and clearer.I would also like to have a pretty stable tripod.Can someone suggest a good scope that is $400 or less.
thanks......

2007-04-28 14:29:46 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Astronomy & Space

I'll give 3 things that are similar and you tell me the name of the actor or director or movie. Kinda like the game TriBond.

James Bond
The Untouchables
Goldfinger

2007-04-28 14:29:44 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2007-04-28 14:29:41 · 13 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-28 14:29:30 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

My flower horn left eye has been swelling up the past couple of weeks. The area around its eye is becoming whitish and there is no change...even though i bought a new tank. I tried using medicine I bought at a local aqurium...but the problem still persists... PLS HELP ME!

2007-04-28 14:29:13 · 4 answers · asked by YJIplayer 2 in Fish

2007-04-28 14:29:12 · 16 answers · asked by Inquisitive2 1 in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-28 14:29:09 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

After Armegeddon when Satan falls and everything is good again. Do you think God owes it to you to live where everything will be all good on the new Earth or Heaven?

2007-04-28 14:28:59 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

I'll give 3 things that are similar and you tell me the name of the actor or director or movie. Kinda like the game TriBond.

Being There
A Shot in the Dark
Inspector Clouseau

2007-04-28 14:28:42 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

I got keys and mint chapstick.

2007-04-28 14:28:34 · 18 answers · asked by Fia 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-28 14:28:03 · 6 answers · asked by bloodybrilliant6 1 in Other - Caribbean

Please be serious with this , How do you "Go Down", For Men: Like how do you start ?For Women: How do you like it done? or what else can you do while your down there?

2007-04-28 14:27:48 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Marriage & Divorce

I'll give 3 things that are similar and you tell me the name of the actor or director or movie. Kinda like the game TriBond.

Body Heat
Jessica Rabbit
Prizzi's Honor

2007-04-28 14:27:43 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

I know not to put males together, my group will consist of 1 male and females.

2007-04-28 14:27:37 · 16 answers · asked by renaelock 4 in Fish

red meats
cheese
refined sugary foods and drinks

2007-04-28 14:27:29 · 4 answers · asked by [ΦΘΚ] ﮎl4CK3R 2 in Diet & Fitness

your seat to go to the bathroom, or the kitchen for a snack?

2007-04-28 14:27:28 · 13 answers · asked by Scotty 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-28 14:27:20 · 18 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-28 14:27:17 · 34 answers · asked by peach 4 in Polls & Surveys

sometimes i think so, what do you think?

2007-04-28 14:27:17 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Religion and the Bible say God.
Science says based on facts that we evolved from apes.

What knowledge of truth do you know?

2007-04-28 14:27:14 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Anthropology

Im in Camuy,PuertoRico and its 9:26 p.m

2007-04-28 14:26:55 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

She used to be a prominent part of a religion that I won't name for fear of a lack of an honest answer. Why was she written out?

2007-04-28 14:26:53 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

2007-04-28 14:26:53 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Medicine

My kitchen has been invaded by small insects that look like a gnat, but don't have any wings. They are approx 2-3mm in size and I have seen one of them jump to avoid me killing it. They have gotten into everything in my pantry that was not in a can or sealed in a plastic container. They seem to especially like sugar and baking mixes (like muffin mix, etc.). Does anyone have a clue what kind of bug they might be???

2007-04-28 14:26:45 · 6 answers · asked by Jennifer P 1 in Other - Home & Garden