"God bless Mommy, God bless daddy, God bless grandma and good-bye grandpa." The next day grandpa died.
few months later the father put the girl to bed and listened to her prayers "God bless Mommy, God Bless daddy and good-bye grandma."
The next day the grandmother died. Oh my god, thought the father, this kid is in contact with the other side.
weeks later when the girl was going to bed the dad heard her say, "God bless Mommy and good-bye daddy."
He couldn't sleep all night and got up at the crack of dawn to go to his office. So instead of going home at the end of the day he stayed there,looking at his watch and jumping at every sound.
midnight arrived he breathed a sigh of relief and went home.his wife said "Iwhat's the matter?"He said "I don't want to talk about it, I've just spent the worst day of my life."
She said "You think you had a bad day, you'll never believe what happened to me. This morning our neighbour James dropped dead on our porch."
2007-03-18
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