True Storey!
This real estate agent turns up to value a property. He gets to the gate and peers in, There laying in the front garden is the biggest Rotwiller he has ever seen! He slowly opens the gate a creeps along the path to the front door, the dog clocks him and follows the Real estate agent to the front door quietly growling!
The agent rings the door bell, and the property owner comes to the door. The agent, dog, and property owner all go in to the front room. The agent starts to tell the property owner how great he is and how he can sell the property, the dog sits in the middle of the room fixed gaze on the agent, growling softly, and the property owner sits with a worried expression on his face.
After 20 mins or so the owner stands up and asks the agent to leave. The agent is taken aback as he had been invited to value this mans house, finaly the property owners loses the plot and yells "Please leave NOW and take your bloody dog?!!"
You see nither owned the dog!
2007-03-01
01:07:06
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