I feel empty inside lately, like I need some completion to my soul.
I've been thinking about worshipping a dead guy, but I just don't know which one...
I'm mean, Christ is awesome and all, but his death just isn't violent enough. It'd have been a choice of mine if the nails were actually red hot, and the cross had thorns. I'd so worship that!
Currently I'm thinking of Ted the Homeless guy who got beat to death with base ball bats, after being thrown to some dogs.
Do you know of any good dead guys to worship?
2006-12-29
21:56:03
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