one evening, a boy sat down to say his prayers before going to bed. his father walked past at this moment and paused to listen. 'god bless mommy and daddy and grandpa. and bye bye grandma.' the father thought this was a little strange, but thought nothing more of it until the next day when grandma had a heart attack and died. a week later, he happened to overhear his son again saying his prayers, and listened more intently this time.' god bless mommy and daddy. goodbye grandpa.' sure enough, the next day grandpa suffered a stroke and died instantly. a month later, once again the father heard his son praying. 'god bless mommy. bye bye daddy.' the father was mortified. he went to work, but was too scared to do anything in case he had an accident
when he got home from work, he told his wife what an awfully worrying day he'd had. his wife simply scoffed. 'you think you’ve had it bad? I’ve had a terrible day. I got up this morning and opened the door to discover the postman dead in our garden.’
2006-10-07
13:48:29
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