All categories - 22 July 2006

when i sign into IM the lil yahoo face turns yellow and smiles but then it will turn grey and it doesn't sign in. also I try to check my email from yahoo and it tells me that it cannot find the page. I was using it earlier but now it's not working and yahoo is the only sight that is not working

2006-07-22 14:00:44 · 24 answers · asked by pauleankidd3 1 in Internet

I used to live in Sacramento and had a great life. Now I live in a town that's a like ghost town, next to Yosemite. My mother's a manager at a hotel in this small town (ten streets). She lives in the manager's unit, which is one kitchen, 1 bedroom, 1 bathroom with spa tub, and office. I wanted my own space so I got my own room in the hotel. My mom makes me work for my rent 6 hours every day. So I work my *** off, just to keep my own room. Every once in a while she likes to go to a Casino with her friends down in the city of Coarsegold. I blackmail her for money everytime, for working over time (Usually $200, she wins a lot at the casino) Well today she wanted to go and I decided to make a agreement. Before I tell you my agreement I would like to say I never get to leave this boring town so that's why I made this agreement.

2006-07-22 14:00:43 · 15 answers · asked by Sonny M 3 in Other - Society & Culture

2006-07-22 14:00:42 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Food & Drink

No matter what brand I use or what color, My eyeliner always makes my eyes water for like an hour after I put it on. Anyone else have this problem, and do you have any solutions?

2006-07-22 14:00:38 · 20 answers · asked by systematic_rebellion 2 in Makeup

Americans are bellyaching over losing 2500 soldiers in Iraq when we lost 250,000 in WWII, and people get sued for making fun of other people.

2006-07-22 14:00:25 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Society & Culture

house and stores supplies for the winter.



The grasshopper thinks that the ant is a fool. He laughs, dances and
plays
the summer away, preparing nothing for the coming winter.



Winter comes, the ant is safe and warm. The shivering grasshopper calls
a
press conference and demands to know why the ant should be allowed to be
warm and fed, while others are cold and starving!



CBS, NBC, ABC & CNN show up to provide pictures of shivering
grasshoppers,
next to a video of an ant in his comfortable home, with a table filled
with
food.



America is stunned by the sharp contrast! How can this be, that in a
country of such wealth, this poor grasshopper is allowed to suffer this
way?



Kermit the Frog appears on Oprah, with the grasshopper. Everyone cries
when
they sing "It's Not Easy Being Green".



Jesse Jackson stages a demonstration in front of the ant's house, where
the
news stations film the group singing "We Shall Overcome".



Jesse then has the group pray for the grasshopper's sake, and reminds
the
group to contribute to his group, so that he can "continue the fight"
for
grasshoppers, everywhere!



Ted Kennedy & John Kerry exclaim, in an interview with Tom Brokaw, that
the
ant has gotten rich, off the back of the poor grasshopper!



Both call for an immediate tax hike, to make the ant pay "his fair
share"!



Finally, the EEOC drafts the "Economic Equity For Grasshoppers Act",
retroactive to the beginning of the summer.



The ant is fined for failing to hire the proportionate number of green
bugs
and, having nothing left to pay his retroactive taxes, his house is
confiscated by the government.



Hillary Clinton gets her old law firm to represent the grasshopper, in a
defamation suit against the ant. The case is tried in federal court,
with a
jury comprised of unemployed welfare recipients.



Surprise! The ant loses the case!



The story ends, as we see the grasshopper finishing up the last bits of
the
ant's food, while the government house he lives in (which happens to be
the
ant's old house) crumbles around him, due t o lack of maintenance!

The ant has disappeared in the snow. The grasshopper is found, dead, in
a
drug-related incident. The house, now abandoned, is taken over by a
gang of
spiders, who terrorize this once-peaceful neighborhood.



THE END.

2006-07-22 14:00:17 · 8 answers · asked by joegossum 4 in Jokes & Riddles

Sometimes when I lay on my stomach or when I eat, my stomach feels as if its beating

2006-07-22 14:00:17 · 14 answers · asked by AV 2 in Pregnancy

I have many friends and many favors that I would ask for but the most pressing one I find myself asking for is healing for another. What would you have granted for another. You need not mention a name.

2006-07-22 14:00:13 · 16 answers · asked by Debra M. Wishing Peace To All 7 in Religion & Spirituality

He does good most of the time, but he tends to bark at people on bikes and motorcycles. He'll also sometimes just bark at everything. Any suggestions?

2006-07-22 14:00:13 · 6 answers · asked by erin r 1 in Dogs

2006-07-22 14:00:08 · 10 answers · asked by shayne r 1 in Other - Family & Relationships

So you carry home like a six-pack?

2006-07-22 14:00:04 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

2006-07-22 13:59:47 · 14 answers · asked by FrozenFlowers 6 in Internet

2006-07-22 13:59:41 · 24 answers · asked by ma_2st 2 in Religion & Spirituality

Back then there were no computers...we had nothing....Slinkys...Dominos..etc...But we ran around alot out side...

2006-07-22 13:59:41 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Trivia

I'm goin into college next year and I've been told I'm good in bed because I'm 14 inches but I just don't feel that way so I need some things that could help.. Like when I'm hitting it from the back does it feel good when a guy like rotates it.. just please give me some pointers so I can be better.. Thanks.

2006-07-22 13:59:39 · 6 answers · asked by Hayden M 1 in Men's Health

2006-07-22 13:59:33 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Politics & Government

Quick! Go look! Yahoo messenger is back on!
and then on the inside say.....Gotcha! Didn't I ?

Excuse the maniacal laughter!

2006-07-22 13:59:32 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

Please be pretty specific.....

2006-07-22 13:59:23 · 4 answers · asked by lil_danca06 4 in Other - Arts & Humanities

And Why??!

2006-07-22 13:59:20 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

Thank God this bill won't pass - but we have to make sure it stays that way in future Congresses.

http://www.mysanantonio.com/news/metro/stories/MYSA072206.01A.totalizationagreement.14d4e1d.html

2006-07-22 13:59:13 · 12 answers · asked by yars232c 6 in Immigration

I thought I could get some reasonably sane and knowledgable opinions about any subject from people with some expertise in the topic discussed.
Instead I gert a bunch of answers from a lot of twelve year olds about their concept of the meaning of life. If this is the best this site can do, count me OUT! Someone inform Yahoo!

2006-07-22 13:59:10 · 4 answers · asked by Moses 2 in Community Service