I sure as hell know for a fact that I will not get my money's worth by playing at those machines or any other type of gamble in a casino, but rather by going to a full-nude, full-friction strip club that doesn't offer sex, but at least offers some boob and thigh massaging to those girls. That to me, is getting my money's worth in Las Vegas.
I play at the riverboats up here in Indiana and I'll bet the casinos down there in Vegas aren't any better than here as far as gameplay and odds go. On vacation, I'd rather spend my money and get my money's worth by getting some sexual gratification at a full-friction strip club than walk into a casino and throw my money away. I'd rather massage the thighs of a chic who's wearing a microskirt than throw $50 away at a quarter machine.
2007-11-17
08:55:37
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