I am currently living in the U.K. man, this place sux. The plumbing in England is useless, you cant flush the damn toilet without the right touch and your showers have no pressure what-so-ever. Your stores close at 5 p.m. and your bars close around 6. You serve warm beers, people don't know what a clothes dryer is, you don't have sweet baby ray's bbq sauce (WTF!?) All the boys here have highlighted spiked hair, tight pants, eyeliner, and green day hoodies. Your accent is total ****, not like the ones you hear on tv that are from London. Your teeth are horrid. Your cars are the ultra suck, you can't drive trucks or suvs there because your roads aren't wide enough to hold them. The weather is overcast every damn day, you don't see the sun at all. America was founded by people who hated the eurotrash way, and strived to be better so that's why America IS better. England is much older than America is, but America still dominates you. I"m moving back to America as soon as I'm done here.
2006-09-14
18:29:25
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