Philippines

2007-08-05 12:15:29 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous

If translated directly into our native language it would sound funny as hell and even loose it's meaning. There are thousands out there.
For me, the funniest would be the KFC slogan "Finger-lickin' good"
And the saying "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush".

2007-08-05 11:52:40 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous

I have searched high and low for More Menthol Cigarette, there a long green pack 120's or how or where can i have them shipped to me?

2007-08-05 08:53:01 · 5 answers · asked by sister sadie 1

2007-08-05 08:36:25 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-08-05 06:06:08 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous

who should sign it?
whose faces should be printed in it?
phrases you would like to add like that in 500 peso bill, "Filipinos are worth dying for"..?

2007-08-05 01:04:49 · 10 answers · asked by siopaO 5

I'm looking for somebody to give me free massage.

2007-08-04 22:24:27 · 12 answers · asked by anna 1

charing nailad ko sa buing
charing kasakit sa kasingkasing
charing nailad ko sa buing
charing nialok pa sa akong aping
si dodong charing..

nagpadala ko og dyesmel
kay nagtoo ko nga ikaw usa ka anghel
nasayang lang jud ang akong kwarta
demonyo man diay kang kagwanga ka
ingon paka nga gwapa ka
na model ka sa perla
pero katong nag eyeball ta
macho man diay ka

2007-08-04 20:47:07 · 4 answers · asked by siopaO 5

I am just curious. What do you do and how much do you make?

2007-08-04 18:32:06 · 7 answers · asked by ELSEE 2

2007-08-04 18:14:37 · 27 answers · asked by siopaO 5

I'm not that oriented about water levels and altitude measurements of the different locations in the Philippines. Let's suppose the sea-level was to rise 2-3 meters up within the next 4 weeks... where would you seek refuge?
What would you think would happen to life as we know it in Manila? The entire Philippines?
And would Gloria Arroyo need a life-vest or would she stay afloat anyway with that giant head of hers?

2007-08-04 12:32:04 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-08-04 12:09:27 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-08-04 11:19:47 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous

At Dauin, ****** Oriental, Philippines.

I've been there last year and I like it but it seems like there are only few tourists who went there and mostly are divers.

2007-08-04 10:53:11 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-08-04 10:17:16 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-08-04 08:22:35 · 23 answers · asked by shoppinggirls3 1

2007-08-04 06:55:26 · 6 answers · asked by hiro 2

i just wanna share this joke i read on the internet.it's really funny!

the truth behind the song "ETERNAL FLAME" & who really sang it..
BULAG/ BLIND: close ure eyes..
PILAY / HANDICAPPED : give me ure hand darling,
BINGI / DEAF: do u hear my heart beating?
BOBO/ MORON : do u understand?
MANHID/ NUMB : do u fell the same?
DUKHA/ POOR : am i only dreaming?
BUMBERO/ FIREMAN : is this burning? an eternal flame...
PIPI/ MUTE : say my name,
BALIW / CRAZY : sunshine through the rain..
KAWAWA / LOSER : my whole life..so lonely..
DOKTOR : they'll come and ease the pain..
MADAMOT / SELFISH : i dont wanna lose this feeling...
WOLF : OHHHH OOOOHHHH... huh.gif 'la lang...

and this one:

Erap writing on a slum book:
Favorite Actor:
Arnold Shwazenne... . ..(erase)
Arnold Shwazenner.. . ..(erase)
Arnold Shwarzenneg. . ..(erase)
Arnold Schchwarzenne. .. (erase)
Arnold Clavio

have a nice weekend everybody!!!

2007-08-04 00:15:36 · 10 answers · asked by ♥wildflower♥ 5

2007-08-03 23:48:10 · 3 answers · asked by meme 1

2007-08-03 20:08:23 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous

In the middle of a room was a large round table. In the middle of the table was a large pot of delicious stew. The people sitting around the table were thin and sickly. They appeared to be famished. They were holding spoons with very long handles that were strapped to their arms and each found it possible to reach into the pot of stew and take a spoonful. But because the handle was longer than their arms, they could not get the spoons back into their mouths. THIS IS HELL!

Let's go to the next room. It was exactly the same as the first one. There was the large round table with the large pot of delicious stew. The people were equipped with the same long-handled spoons, but here the people were well nourished and plump, laughing and talking. They have learned to feed each other. THIS IS HEAVEN!

I'm always willing to share my spoon with you all. God bless.

2007-08-03 17:44:11 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-08-03 10:42:00 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-08-03 10:17:24 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous

thanks, salamat ....

2007-08-03 08:19:12 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-08-03 05:25:49 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-08-03 05:24:10 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous

August 20 and 27 (Mondays) have been declared non-working holidays, following GMA's holiday economics.

Therefore, taking a leave for 4 days (August 21-24) will mean a 10-day holiday. Any plans?

2007-08-02 22:20:18 · 4 answers · asked by boyplakwatsa.com 7

If only your laptop/computer can talk, what will it say to you? Consider that your laptop is also the keeper of your secrets, of your personal messages. And your medium to connect tto YAP.

2007-08-02 22:15:51 · 20 answers · asked by boyplakwatsa.com 7

Do you like it with ice cream? In a tall glass or in a bowl (like in Cebu)

What are the "halo" that made it so special?

2007-08-02 22:10:50 · 12 answers · asked by boyplakwatsa.com 7

It was summer, and once I saw an odd couple : Guy in shorts and tanktops, wearing sandals, and a backpack. Girl in pants, long sleeved shirts, with an umbrella open. Walking together, this looked odd. Guy wants the sun (and sweat), girl doing everthing to avoid it.

Your style - - - the same as your partner's?

2007-08-02 21:15:48 · 10 answers · asked by boyplakwatsa.com 7