1. Do bald men wash their head with soap or shampoo?
2. Why are the obituaries found in the "living" section of the newspaper?
3. How can someone be dirt poor, and another be filthy rich?
4. When you put 'THE' and 'IRS' together, it forms 'THEIRS'.
5. Are one handed people offended when police tell them to put their hands up?
6. How can sweet and sour sauce be sweet and sour at the same time?
7. Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift?
8. If you get cheated by the Better Business Bureau, who do you complain to?
9. Did Noah keep his bees in archives?
10. If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a picture of a thousand words worth?
11. If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go?
12. If rabbits' feet are so lucky, then what happened to the rabbit?
13. What happens to an 18 hour bra after 18 hours?
14. What if you're in hell, and you're mad at someone, where do you tell them to go?
2007-10-24
11:34:18
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