1. Do bald men wash their head with soap or shampoo?
2. Why are the obituaries found in the "living" section of the newspaper?
3. How can someone be dirt poor, and another be filthy rich?
4. When you put 'THE' and 'IRS' together, it forms 'THEIRS'.
5. Are one handed people offended when police tell them to put their hands up?
6. How can sweet and sour sauce be sweet and sour at the same time?
7. Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift?
8. If you get cheated by the Better Business Bureau, who do you complain to?
9. Did Noah keep his bees in archives?
10. If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a picture of a thousand words worth?
11. If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go?
12. If rabbits' feet are so lucky, then what happened to the rabbit?
13. What happens to an 18 hour bra after 18 hours?
14. What if you're in hell, and you're mad at someone, where do you tell them to go?
2007-10-24 11:34:18 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Travel ➔ Africa & Middle East ➔ Lebanon
15. Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
16. When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?
17. If your plan is having no plan, do you have a plan?
18. If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?
19. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?
20. Why do we say something is out of whack? What's a whack?
21. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
22. If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
23. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
24. When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts" and you put your two cents in ... what happens to the other penny?
25. Why is the man who invests all your money called a 'broker'?
26. Why do croutons come in airtight packages... Aren't they just stale bread to begin with?
Haven't asked a q in a while...hopefully I won't get a violation
2007-10-24 11:36:30 · update #1
Thanks for the laugh.......
2007-10-24 14:01:04 · answer #1 · answered by The Clown 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
yes, this did make me smile, and giggle. i have some too:
Why does someone believe you when you say that there are four billion stars, but have to check when you say that the paint is wet?
Why doesn’t glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?
How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?
In winter, why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?
2007-10-28 18:00:59 · answer #2 · answered by mauopmetal107800 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thank u cute Leila.
2007-10-25 09:01:05 · answer #3 · answered by Bélier 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOOOOOOOOOOL
Loved this one
14. What if you're in hell, and you're mad at someone, where do you tell them to go?
2007-10-25 05:15:59 · answer #4 · answered by Ghanouge 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe...thank you , i really needed a smile. Cheers!
2007-10-25 01:07:58 · answer #5 · answered by HopelessZ00 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Here, you need a glass of ARAK.
2007-10-24 21:18:01 · answer #6 · answered by Hot Coco Puff 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
LOL! Thanks I really needed to smile! 14 was one of my favourites! :D
2007-10-26 04:29:27 · answer #7 · answered by sweatblob 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lollllllllllll
2007-10-25 03:00:15 · answer #8 · answered by DagNaggit limpuladerfy II 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thanks a lot, you really made me smile :)
2007-10-25 00:08:10 · answer #9 · answered by Toota 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thanks ya lola :)
2007-10-28 06:18:30 · answer #10 · answered by Reikominder 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋