> The NEXT SURVIVOR SERIES
>
> Six married men will be dropped on an island with one car and 3 kids
> each for six weeks.
>
> Each kid will play two sports and either take music or dance classes.
>
> There is no fast food.
>
> Each man must take care of his 3 kids, keep his assigned house clean,
> correct all homework, complete science projects, cook, do laundry, and
> pay a list of "pretend" bills with not enough money.
>
> In addition, each man will have to budget in money for groceries each
> week.
>
> Each man must remember the birthdays of all their friends and
> relatives, and send cards out on time.
>
> Each man must also take each child to a doctor's appointment, a
> dentist appointment and a haircut appointment . He must make one
> unscheduled and inconvenient visit per child to the Urgent Care
> (weekend, evening, on a holiday or right when they're about to leave
> for vacation). He must also make cookies or cupcakes for a social
> function.
>
> Each man will be responsible for decorating his own assigned house,
> planting flowers outside and keeping it presentable at all times.
>
> The men will only have access to television when the kids are asleep
> and all chores are done.
>
> Each father will be required to know all of the words to every silly
> song that comes on TV and the name of each and every character on
> cartoons.
>
> Each man will have to make an Indian hut model with six toothpicks, a
> tortilla and one marker; and get a 4 year old to eat a serving of peas.
>
> Each man must adorn himself with jewelry, wear uncomfortable yet
> stylish shoes, keep their nails polished and eyebrows groomed. The men
> must try to get through each day without snot, spit-up or barf on their
> clothing.
>
> During one of the six weeks, the men will have to endure severe
> abdominal cramps, back aches, and have extreme, unexplained mood
> swings but never once complain or slow down from other duties. They
> must try to explain what a tampon is for when the 6-yr old boy finds it
> in the purse.
>
> They must attend weekly school meetings, church, and find time at
> least once to spend the afternoon at the park or a similar setting.
>
> He will need to read a book to the children each night without falling
> asleep, and then feed them, dress them, brush their teeth and comb
> their hair each morning by 7:00. They must leave the home with no food
> on their face or clothes.
>
> A test will be given at the end of the six weeks, and each father will
> be required to know all of the following information: each child's
> birthday, height, weight, shoe size, clothes size and doctor's name.
> Also the child's weight at birth, length, time of birth, and length of
> labor, each child's favorite color, middle name, favorite snack,
> favorite song, favorite drink, favorite toy, biggest fear and what they
> want to be when they grow up.
>
> They must clean up after their sick children at 2:00 a.m. and then
> spend the remainder of the day tending to that child and waiting on
> them hand and foot until they are better.
>
> They must have a loving, age appropriate reply to, "You're not the
> boss of me".
>
> The kids vote them off the island based on performance.
>
> The last man wins only if...he still has enough energy to be intimate
> with his spouse at a moment's notice.
>
> After you get done laughing, send this to as many females as you think
> will get a kick out of it and as many men as you think can handle it.
2007-10-31
14:57:25
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