A couple had been married for 25 years and was celebrating the husband's 60th birthday. During the party, a fairy appeared and said that because they had been such a loving couple all those years, she would give them one wish each.
The wife said, "We've been so poor all these years, and I've never gotten to see the world. I wish we could travel all over the world."
The fairy waved her wand and POOF! She had the tickets in her hand.
Next, it was the husband's turn. He paused for a moment, and then said, "Well, I'd like to be married to a woman 30 years younger than me."
The fairy waved her wand and POOF! He was 90.
(Men sometimes can be Bastards,but Fairies are females)
2007-11-02 04:58:10 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Travel ➔ Africa & Middle East ➔ Lebanon
Fresh Prince: well that explains guys like you cant handle GIRLS like us!!
2007-11-02 05:05:55 · update #1
Oooooh did Fresh Prince just call us big jerks?
That's it Goldie, let's get him!!!!
2007-11-03 09:52:20 · answer #1 · answered by Miz Boons 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I agree with you that a lot of the men are that way, but not all. I have married to my wife for about 10 years now and will not trade her for anything. All I can say is that most men have one weakness and that is "WOMAN".
2007-11-02 12:04:56 · answer #2 · answered by Kenny 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I saw a fairy the other night...Richard Simmons was on Letterman.
2007-11-02 12:01:59 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Nice and old one Goldy, but i like it, thx for sharing ya hayatie.
2007-11-03 22:07:38 · answer #4 · answered by Reikominder 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeh. When I went to San Fransisco.
2007-11-02 12:02:02 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
You are right My wish would have been for another wonderful 60 yrs. with her. xxxx missed you
2007-11-02 16:44:26 · answer #6 · answered by tony s 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes fairies are females .. and females are fairies ..
I see a lot every day ..
it is great to see ...
one doesn't need to ask them .. one only think of what he feels like , and they will give and give and give ..
2007-11-02 12:29:29 · answer #7 · answered by more m 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am going to make it a point to remember that was funny.
2007-11-03 22:19:58 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
who cares for fairies when you're around
2007-11-02 14:22:38 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHAHA thats funny as hell! Hey come on, women can sometimes be bigger jerks than guys, you and Aasiyah are perfect examples!
Goldie: Thats what YOU think!
2007-11-02 12:03:43 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋