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> The NEXT SURVIVOR SERIES
>
> Six married men will be dropped on an island with one car and 3 kids
> each for six weeks.
>
> Each kid will play two sports and either take music or dance classes.
>
> There is no fast food.
>
> Each man must take care of his 3 kids, keep his assigned house clean,
> correct all homework, complete science projects, cook, do laundry, and
> pay a list of "pretend" bills with not enough money.
>
> In addition, each man will have to budget in money for groceries each
> week.
>
> Each man must remember the birthdays of all their friends and
> relatives, and send cards out on time.
>
> Each man must also take each child to a doctor's appointment, a
> dentist appointment and a haircut appointment . He must make one
> unscheduled and inconvenient visit per child to the Urgent Care
> (weekend, evening, on a holiday or right when they're about to leave
> for vacation). He must also make cookies or cupcakes for a social
> function.
>
> Each man will be responsible for decorating his own assigned house,
> planting flowers outside and keeping it presentable at all times.
>
> The men will only have access to television when the kids are asleep
> and all chores are done.
>
> Each father will be required to know all of the words to every silly
> song that comes on TV and the name of each and every character on
> cartoons.
>
> Each man will have to make an Indian hut model with six toothpicks, a
> tortilla and one marker; and get a 4 year old to eat a serving of peas.
>
> Each man must adorn himself with jewelry, wear uncomfortable yet
> stylish shoes, keep their nails polished and eyebrows groomed. The men
> must try to get through each day without snot, spit-up or barf on their
> clothing.
>
> During one of the six weeks, the men will have to endure severe
> abdominal cramps, back aches, and have extreme, unexplained mood
> swings but never once complain or slow down from other duties. They
> must try to explain what a tampon is for when the 6-yr old boy finds it
> in the purse.
>
> They must attend weekly school meetings, church, and find time at
> least once to spend the afternoon at the park or a similar setting.
>
> He will need to read a book to the children each night without falling
> asleep, and then feed them, dress them, brush their teeth and comb
> their hair each morning by 7:00. They must leave the home with no food
> on their face or clothes.
>
> A test will be given at the end of the six weeks, and each father will
> be required to know all of the following information: each child's
> birthday, height, weight, shoe size, clothes size and doctor's name.
> Also the child's weight at birth, length, time of birth, and length of
> labor, each child's favorite color, middle name, favorite snack,
> favorite song, favorite drink, favorite toy, biggest fear and what they
> want to be when they grow up.
>
> They must clean up after their sick children at 2:00 a.m. and then
> spend the remainder of the day tending to that child and waiting on
> them hand and foot until they are better.
>
> They must have a loving, age appropriate reply to, "You're not the
> boss of me".
>
> The kids vote them off the island based on performance.
>
> The last man wins only if...he still has enough energy to be intimate
> with his spouse at a moment's notice.
>
> After you get done laughing, send this to as many females as you think
> will get a kick out of it and as many men as you think can handle it.

2007-10-31 14:57:25 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Travel Africa & Middle East Lebanon

19 answers

I only wish men would see this and understand what a woman goes through while they are at the 9 to 5 office sitting.. if they only experienced it I dont think men would mistreat there wife or cheat anymore. :)

2007-10-31 15:04:53 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3 1

It all depends on age. Certain ages of men are either too immature or just do not know how to talk to women and feel that acting the way which you explained seems cool to them. Another reason is that men feel being mean is another way to show affection because they do not want to seem like a "b***h" or too sensitive. Some men just don't know how to properly act in front or too women. Some just think it's cool to act that way when their friends are around. Once they grow up a bit they usually start to mature and learn how to act. But for the ones who do not, they are just socially dumb for the lack of a better word.

2016-04-11 06:45:56 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I would love to see this show be produces.
It would be so hilarious
I do have one addition to this though - one of the kids in each family needs to be under the age of 2 or isn't out of diapers yet

2007-11-01 02:43:13 · answer #3 · answered by Hayz's Peach - أماندا & حسن 4 · 1 1

This ain't a song for the broken-hearted
No silent prayer for the faith-departed
I ain't gonna be just a face in the crowd
You're gonna hear my voice
When I shout it out loud

[Chorus:]
It's my life
It's now or never
I ain't gonna live forever
I just want to live while I'm alive
(It's my life)
My heart is like an open highway
Like Frankie said
I did it my way
I just wanna live while I'm alive
It's my life

2007-10-31 17:51:14 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 2

Hey, is that suppose to be a challenge to men, trying to turn then into women? Or just a sort of tribute in disguise?
Thanks for the appreciation, dearest man...

2007-10-31 15:16:05 · answer #5 · answered by Josie 5 · 1 1

WOW!! that sounds like i am reading a page from my own life story...brilliant idea, but somehow i don't think there is any man alive willing to give it a go...are you brave enough Aussie??

2007-10-31 19:37:00 · answer #6 · answered by Nadia 3 · 1 1

Hey there Aussie,

If yr asking men to do that then my answer is "3sham ebleyiss fel ganna" the nearest translation wud be no way in hell. Heck even a woman can't do ALL that.

LOL thanks Aussie for making me laugh ;-)

2007-10-31 18:03:36 · answer #7 · answered by Hope 6 · 2 1

AUSSIE<<<< YOU MUST B A WOMAN!!!!!!!!!! I THOUGHT SO

thatd make a great survivor, men would find it harder that way than in the middle of nowhere,,,
us women would love to watch!!!!, great one!, xxxxxxxxxxxxxx

2007-10-31 17:03:22 · answer #8 · answered by ROCKMUM LOVES BOWIE 7 · 1 1

Jedd , I just needed that last push to freak out from marriage , thank you dear

2007-10-31 17:58:04 · answer #9 · answered by hasafer 7 · 3 1

omg...... now i know da blessings of being single ;PPP
jeddo ..... coz of u i'll never get married ...u r spoiling da gurlz minds ....now they gonna call 4 all of these ...yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

love u all ;DD

2007-11-01 00:13:58 · answer #10 · answered by oOUFAa 2 · 2 1

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