Africa & Middle East - April 2007

Halo,
Zis is your cabtain Jasim welcoming both seated and standing
passengers on board of Syrian Airlines. We abologize for z four
days delay in taking off, it was due to bad weazer and some
overtime I had to but in at z bakery baking coockies.
Zis is flight 717 to Damascus Airbort. Landing zer is not
guaranteed, but we will end ub somewhere in Syria . And, if luck is
in our favor, we may even be landing on your village.
Syrian Air has an excellent safety-record. In fact, our safety
standards are so high, zat even terrorists are afraid to fly wiz
us! It is wiz bleasure; I announce zat, starting zis year, over 30%
of our bassengers have reached zeir destination. If our engines are
too noisy for you, on bassenger request, we can arrange to turn zem
off in order to make sure you are feeling more comfortable! We
regret to inform you, zat today's in-flight movie will not be shown
as we forgot to record it from z television. However, for our movie
buffs, we will be flying right next to Somalia Airlines, where zeir
movie will be visible from z right side of z cabin window.

Our enthusiastic co-bilot sometimes flies right through z
landmark!
Kindly be seated, keeb your seat in an ubright bosition for
take-off and fasten your seat-belt. For zose of you who can't find
a seat-belt, kindly fasten your own belt to z arm of your seat.
And, for zose of you who can't find a seat, do not hesitate to get
in touch wiz a stewardess who will exblain how to fasten yourself
to your suitcase.

Sanking you all for choosing Syrian Air to fly for z first and
last time, I wish you a nice trib.
Regards from .. Cabtain Jasim.

2007-04-02 00:13:08 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Lebanon

Hi! Has anyone heard of Blue Star Properties located in Abu Dhabi? I have been here for a month now and having trouble finding a two-bedroom apartment but these people clame that they have apartments in a number of places though they charge 100 Dhms just to show those apartments. I am willing to pay that much but can I rely on them?! After all, no other real estate agent has given me positive feedback except these folks. I am willing to pay about 80K but even so the feedback from agents has been poor. If anyone thinks they are credible, please let me know! Thank you.

2007-04-01 21:49:23 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in United Arab Emirates

2007-04-01 20:50:57 · 7 answers · asked by mamdouhhesham 1 in Saudi Arabia

Since there are so many foreign workers, how are their jobs different from the jobs of actual citizens?

2007-04-01 17:51:23 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Saudi Arabia

2007-04-01 15:03:38 · 12 answers · asked by john 3 in Israel

2007-04-01 14:42:26 · 7 answers · asked by loyalgal79 1 in Israel

I'm particularly interested in Museum Education.

2007-04-01 10:29:48 · 4 answers · asked by mm2 1 in Morocco

Hi could somebody mention me the phone number of the hotel Helnan Shepherd in el Cairo , everithing I got from internet sites is rates , address , breathaking views othe nile river from the hotel and pictures from the rooms , but none a single phone number to reach somebody lodged with them

2007-04-01 08:24:08 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Egypt

2007-04-01 08:14:10 · 5 answers · asked by betty j 1 in Other - Africa & Middle East

2007-04-01 08:08:23 · 2 answers · asked by betty j 1 in Other - Africa & Middle East

2007-04-01 06:15:44 · 8 answers · asked by Unknown 1 in Egypt

The only one I know of is the National Religious Party. Are there others?

2007-04-01 05:24:52 · 4 answers · asked by ST 4 in Israel

2007-04-01 05:20:47 · 3 answers · asked by expatdubai 2 in United Arab Emirates

hey beautiful,

what is the funniest thing that has happened to you????

2007-04-01 00:00:29 · 8 answers · asked by fatma 4 in Lebanon