Did you ever use Syrian Airlines?? What do you think of it??

Question

Halo,
Zis is your cabtain Jasim welcoming both seated and standing
passengers on board of Syrian Airlines. We abologize for z four
days delay in taking off, it was due to bad weazer and some
overtime I had to but in at z bakery baking coockies.
Zis is flight 717 to Damascus Airbort. Landing zer is not
guaranteed, but we will end ub somewhere in Syria . And, if luck is
in our favor, we may even be landing on your village.
Syrian Air has an excellent safety-record. In fact, our safety
standards are so high, zat even terrorists are afraid to fly wiz
us! It is wiz bleasure; I announce zat, starting zis year, over 30%
of our bassengers have reached zeir destination. If our engines are
too noisy for you, on bassenger request, we can arrange to turn zem
off in order to make sure you are feeling more comfortable! We
regret to inform you, zat today's in-flight movie will not be shown
as we forgot to record it from z television. However, for our movie
buffs, we will be flying right next to Somalia Airlines, where zeir
movie will be visible from z right side of z cabin window.

Our enthusiastic co-bilot sometimes flies right through z
landmark!
Kindly be seated, keeb your seat in an ubright bosition for
take-off and fasten your seat-belt. For zose of you who can't find
a seat-belt, kindly fasten your own belt to z arm of your seat.
And, for zose of you who can't find a seat, do not hesitate to get
in touch wiz a stewardess who will exblain how to fasten yourself
to your suitcase.

Sanking you all for choosing Syrian Air to fly for z first and
last time, I wish you a nice trib.
Regards from .. Cabtain Jasim.

Answer 1

Syrian airlines is called: Hafez Air :-)

Answer 2

lol no I dont think there is a syrian airlines but judging by the terrible time I had at the airport last july I dont think anyone in a "right mind" would

Toushka

Answer 3

I had to once and my experience was:

There was no TVs even though I am Business Class.

And they gave me Kosa with was empty (a bit of rice and meat in it).

Finally the cake they give you if you hit it on the wall it will come back to you (It's like a basketball).

I would give it one of the best airlines, :(

Answer 4

It is too funny. I like it. I remember once I have traveled from Abu Dhabi to Mumbai on Syrian Airlines but I did not notice anything strange. The fare was good competitive that sway I choose this airline.

“Zank” you for sharing your experience.

Answer 5

Let me tell you my story with Syrian Airlines
During the flight me & all the passengers noticed the wings bending .... so we informed the crue.
listen to the announcement of the pilot
"Ladies and gentlemen, I've been informed that some of you have noticed our wings bending in the turbulence. In fact, the flight attendant told me that the wing tips are bending as much as ten feet in the bumps. Well, that's perfectly normal; there's nothing to worry about. Our wings are designed to bend as much as thirteen feet at the tips and, as you can see, we're nowhere near that yet."

Answer 6

LOL Funny

You're the Best Ghannouje

PS...I didn't know there is a Syrian Airline though or is it just in the joke...LOL

@ Smutty....OMG LOL....don't you get it guys?...lol

Answer 7

Wow this is sow funny !!??
I'll print it and make fun of the Syrians in the office... I hope they read english ... lol

Answer 8

hey beautiful
OMG i dont know where you get all of this from but...I LIKE IT!! hahahaha everyone in the house is sleeping and im laughing so loud i think i woke them up hahahahahahaha !!!!
thats great thanks for sharing it...ohh i mean "sanking you for zis joke"

Answer 9

So funny...
Ghanouge, make a section just for you, babe.... so cool, and the writing is as if i'm hearing their own accent...

Answer 10

they never say this nor like this and it is not nice to make fun of people