The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all of the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were three finalists…
(CONTACT,Kutless and Golden angel)
For the final test, the CIA agents took CONTACT to a large metal door and handed him a gun.
“We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what the circumstances. Inside of this room, you will find Ronaldo sitting in a chair. Kill Him!!!”
CONTACT said, “You can’t be serious. I could never shoot Ronaldo,his one of my favourite players.” The agent said, “Then you’re not the right man for this job.”
Kutless was given the same instructions to kill Ballack. She took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. Then Kutless came out with tears in her eyes.”I tried, but I can’t kill him his my favouite player and I'm also in love with him.”
The agent said, “You don’t have what it takes,Mission Failed.”
Finally, it was Golden angels turn. She was given the same instructions.''Inside that room you will find Ronaldinho sitting in a chair..shoot him'' said the Agents.
She took the gun and went into the room...
Shots were heard, one shot after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there Golden angel stood.
She wiped the sweat from her brow, and said, “Sir you did not tell me the gun was loaded with powder,I had to kill that Son Of a ***** with the chair.
2007-06-28
03:25:00
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