The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all of the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were three finalists…
(CONTACT,Kutless and Golden angel)
For the final test, the CIA agents took CONTACT to a large metal door and handed him a gun.
“We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what the circumstances. Inside of this room, you will find Ronaldo sitting in a chair. Kill Him!!!”
CONTACT said, “You can’t be serious. I could never shoot Ronaldo,his one of my favourite players.” The agent said, “Then you’re not the right man for this job.”
Kutless was given the same instructions to kill Ballack. She took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. Then Kutless came out with tears in her eyes.”I tried, but I can’t kill him his my favouite player and I'm also in love with him.”
The agent said, “You don’t have what it takes,Mission Failed.”
Finally, it was Golden angels turn. She was given the same instructions.''Inside that room you will find Ronaldinho sitting in a chair..shoot him'' said the Agents.
She took the gun and went into the room...
Shots were heard, one shot after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there Golden angel stood.
She wiped the sweat from her brow, and said, “Sir you did not tell me the gun was loaded with powder,I had to kill that Son Of a ***** with the chair.
2007-06-28 03:25:00 · 11 answers · asked by Gõlden angel 4 in Sports ➔ Football ➔ FIFA World Cup (TM)
Kasper:la hale2 3refet enu ana mahdoome?yee 3alak.. :P
2007-06-28 03:38:54 · update #1
hehehehehe thats a really good one ;)
ya3layke shu sayra mahdoome :P
2007-06-28 03:33:47 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Yo gal, if I were Ronaldinho, I would have fixed my bunny teeth to bite off the walls so that I can escape before the chair's even thrown. Haha.....
Anyway, guess you never like Ronaldinho, do you?
Cheers :)
2007-06-28 21:55:09 · answer #2 · answered by Larry L - Hi Everyone :D 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey, not fair, why didn't you use Inzaghi instead of Ronaldinho when it was your turn to be the assassin?
Anyway, so much violence in this joke.
2007-06-29 09:39:15 · answer #3 · answered by At Last WC2010 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was soooo funny i forgot to laugh!! y do u keep on maing fun of ronaldinho!
i'll give u a test if u were to kill inzaghi would u have done so?
2007-06-28 04:42:16 · answer #4 · answered by G4L. 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I think I know the screaming, crashing was coming from you demanding him to bang you on the walls.. I just hope you gave him protection....
2007-06-28 07:23:50 · answer #5 · answered by Cules 4 life: ASHKON IS BACK 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
good one. I'm make sure never to cross you in any way. Dinho is a superior athlete - wouldn't want to see what you'd do to me - YIKES!
2007-06-28 09:29:58 · answer #6 · answered by ** Azzurri ** 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That's a good 1,i love it!:)
2007-06-28 11:20:54 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Why do you pick on me? LOL! I bet if it was Pippo you wouldn't have done the same thing... hehehehe...
2007-06-28 07:34:00 · answer #8 · answered by ♀VANshee 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
HA HA HA. I loved it.
2007-06-28 03:43:22 · answer #9 · answered by fogle 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
lol, man i know not to cross you! :)
2007-06-28 05:22:06 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋