Sleeping Beauty http://www.cel-ebration.com/KUPKA%20SLEEPING%20BEAUTY%20PORTRAIT%20I.jpg
Thumbelinahttp://www.stevenkenny.com/images/thumbelina_500.jpg
and Quasimodohttp://images.easyart.com/i/prints/rw/lg/5/9/Disney-Quasimodo-5929.jpg
were all talking one day.
Sleeping Beauty said, "I believe myself to be the most beautiful girl in the world."
Thumbelina said, "I must be the smallest person in the world."
Quasimodo said, "I absolutely have to be the ugliest person in the world."
They decided to go to the Guinness Book of World Records to have their claims verified.
Sleeping Beauty went first and came out looking deliriously happy.
"It's official, I AM the most beautiful girl in the world,"
Thumbekina went next and emerged triumphant,
"I am officially the smallest person in the world."
Sometime later, Quasimodo came out looking confused and simply stated:
"Just who the hell is this RONALDINHO???"
2007-06-27
02:42:03
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