FIFA World Cup (TM) - November 2007

Guys impersonate how does a girl sound like when she's watching football..

Girls Impersonate how does a guy sound like when he's watching football..

This is how a guy sounds like:
(when a player is about to score)
yes yes common yes yes ahha ahhhh

Ooh Ooh BULLSH*T!!!!!!!

2007-11-30 04:10:01 · 16 answers · asked by Gõlden angel 3

I must admit there is something really cute and cuddly about a man with a beer belly:)

Thank you

2007-11-30 03:36:11 · 54 answers · asked by Miz Boons 6

Sir Edward was engrossed in a magazine while Miz Boons was reading the newspaper. Suddenly, she burst out laughing.

"Get this," she said. "Some guy put an ad in here offering to swap his wife for a season ticket to the stadium."

"Hmmmmm," Sir Edward mumbled, still engrossed in his magazine.

Wanting to test him, Miz B asked, "Would you swap me for a season ticket?"

"Absolutely not!" he said.

"That's so sweet," she replied. "Tell me why not."

"Heck, the season's more than half over!" he said.

2007-11-29 21:47:35 · 9 answers · asked by Prof L'Enfant Terrible 6

not MJ
Does he get a bad rap?
Is he just a BAD boy?
Was he a cheater?

2007-11-29 09:15:52 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous

Then get your backside over to my house. I need you to type up about twelve weeks' worth of work by Monday.
I can't do it at the weekend as I have other plans:((

I can't type very fast with two fingers!!

Thank you

2007-11-28 07:06:45 · 41 answers · asked by Miz Boons 6

Check out the last answer

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AntTq6x6XKLtwZkGysXn3Qzsy6IX;_ylv=3?qid=20071128085827AAMbl91&show=7#profile-info-N2Ss2GFRaa

Im shocked,i think Victoria brainwashed him in wearing nail polish on.

2007-11-28 05:43:15 · 12 answers · asked by . 6

Answer?

2007-11-28 05:39:31 · 11 answers · asked by . 6

...yeah yeah keep thinking cause there absolutely nothing that we can't do..

2007-11-28 05:18:15 · 63 answers · asked by Gõlden angel 3

2007-11-28 02:23:09 · 13 answers · asked by 중앙일보 1

FQ: Has anyone tried Intimately Beckham?
Is it any good?

Thank you

2007-11-27 08:52:34 · 27 answers · asked by Miz Boons 6

2007-11-27 06:47:53 · 19 answers · asked by Galoucura09 3

LoL I had a HotDog now I feel sick!

2007-11-27 01:21:29 · 43 answers · asked by ..... 4

Freshie and Marky have both had their wicked way with her, but as soon as Goldie (her sister) announced the glad tidings yesterday, both the cads have washed their slimy hands of her!

Poor Pinky is at her wit's end:((

She needs a kind man to help her through these difficult times.

Are you man enough for the job?
If yes, please apply here.

Thank you

2007-11-26 07:05:43 · 20 answers · asked by Miz Boons 6

MIlan or Inter?
Italy or France?
Blue or Red?
Chelsea or Arsenal?
"U'll never walk away" or Glory Glory"?
Ice cream or Cake?
Christmas or Easter?
Hug or Kiss?

2007-11-26 05:46:06 · 23 answers · asked by ♥Nancy-SRB♥ 5

Academies.Are these youngsters disheartened when their managers opt for big names from abroad.

2007-11-25 09:40:46 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous

Does anyone know when the fixtures are out?

2007-11-25 03:37:00 · 5 answers · asked by Zed 6

2007-11-24 13:27:06 · 14 answers · asked by nurnord 7

1.You have dirty thought about certain people-
2.Last Night You Were Sleeping-
3.Sailor Moon OWNS-
4.Music is the best-
5.Greenland is colder than Iceland-
6.You think there is no better leader than Bush-
7.The King Of Spain is your hero after the Chavez moment-
8.You prefer Yogurt over pudding-
9.No matter what you do the fun will shine-
10. You love Riquelme[Not in the relationship way lol]-

2007-11-24 09:04:35 · 26 answers · asked by Stefy! 4

Now I'm not afraid of anything really well maybe Rats eww but when I was younger I was terrified of Clowns, and Santa Claus! I would run away and cry.

2007-11-24 08:29:18 · 44 answers · asked by ..... 4

Or should England stick with McClaren instead?

2007-11-21 14:28:36 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-11-20 14:26:29 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous

Bathtub filled with bubbles and Rich red roses?




























Sorry Guys this questions only for girls.:)

2007-11-20 06:56:08 · 21 answers · asked by Gõlden angel 3

Shirt?
I'd love for Baggio's autograph on my shirt.

2007-11-20 06:53:54 · 27 answers · asked by Gõlden angel 3

We all know you always sit in the bench waiting for that MIRACLE to be called out and play..but what position would you like to play?:)

2007-11-20 06:33:06 · 28 answers · asked by Gõlden angel 3

I think English are rude in a blunt manner, whilist Americans are rude in an arrogant way. Scots are quite rude too but I hardly understand what they are saying. XOXO

2007-11-20 06:24:49 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous

In women's context, that is.

Judging by the number of questions asked in Yahoo! Answers asking for explanation about the offisde ruling as well as considering the frustrations of many in these EURO qualifiers at not understanding the "Offside Rule". Here is an explanation all women can relate to.

You're in a shoe shop, second in the queue for the till. Behind the shop assistant on the till is a pair of shoes which you have seen and which you must have.

The female shopper in front of you has seen them also and is eyeing them with desire. Both of you have forgotten your purses.

It would be rude to push in front of the first woman if you had no money to pay for the shoes.

The shop assistant remains at the till waiting.

Your friend is trying on another pair of shoes at the back of the shop and sees your dilemma. She prepares to throw her purse to you.

If she does so, you can catch the purse, then walk round the other shopper and buy the shoes!

2007-11-19 22:52:58 · 13 answers · asked by Prof L'Enfant Terrible 6

A little boy came down to breakfast, since they live on a farm, his mother asked him if he had done his chores. "Not yet' says the little boy.

His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores. Well he is a little upset so he goes to feed the chickens, and he kicks a chicken. He goes to feed the pigs and he kicks a pig. He goes to feed the cows and he kicks a cow.

He goes back for breakfast and his mother gave him a bowl of dry cereal. "How come I don't get any eggs & bacon?" he asked.

"Well, his mother says, I saw you kick a chicken so you don't get any eggs for a week, I saw you kick a pig so you don't get any bacon for a week, I saw you kick a cow, so for a week you are not getting any milk."

Just then his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the puss half way across the kitchen due to Scotland not qualifying for the EUROs. The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile and says, "Are you going to tell him, or should I?"

2007-11-19 22:21:55 · 5 answers · asked by Prof L'Enfant Terrible 6

An English man Sir Dave of Trafford, an American Rockabilly Phllip Paul and an Scottish man Marky are caught as spies in Spain, and sent to be executed by firing squad.

First, the English man is led out and placed against the wall. The squad captain says "Ready ... Aim ..." and Sir Dave yells out "Tidal wave!"

Everyone panics, looking around for the tidal wave, and in the confusion, Sir Dave escapes.

Next they grab the American, and put him against the wall. Again, the captain says "Ready ... Aim ..."and Rockabilly yells out "Tornado!" Everyone ducks, looking around for the tornado, and in the confusion, the Rockabilly escapes.

This time, two guys grab the Scottish man by the arms and throw him against the wall, and the captain quickly shouts "Ready ... Aim ..."and Marky even more quickly yells "Fire!"

2007-11-19 21:52:59 · 11 answers · asked by Prof L'Enfant Terrible 6

anybody knows

2007-11-19 13:43:33 · 4 answers · asked by matrixdaniels 2

I just watched a rerun of Israel v Russia on FSC. Israel is a really awesome team considering their size. Who knew?

Personally I don't think they have a chance at Euro champs let alone a 2010 WC, but still. They surprised me. What are your thoughts on this Israel team?

(@ Zizo Zidan in advance: yes we know you love Iraq.)

2007-11-19 11:50:01 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous