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A little boy came down to breakfast, since they live on a farm, his mother asked him if he had done his chores. "Not yet' says the little boy.

His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores. Well he is a little upset so he goes to feed the chickens, and he kicks a chicken. He goes to feed the pigs and he kicks a pig. He goes to feed the cows and he kicks a cow.

He goes back for breakfast and his mother gave him a bowl of dry cereal. "How come I don't get any eggs & bacon?" he asked.

"Well, his mother says, I saw you kick a chicken so you don't get any eggs for a week, I saw you kick a pig so you don't get any bacon for a week, I saw you kick a cow, so for a week you are not getting any milk."

Just then his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the puss half way across the kitchen due to Scotland not qualifying for the EUROs. The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile and says, "Are you going to tell him, or should I?"

2007-11-19 22:21:55 · 5 answers · asked by Prof L'Enfant Terrible 6 in Sports Football FIFA World Cup (TM)

Same applies to all supporters whose teams will not make it to the finals. Have fun.

2007-11-19 22:22:42 · update #1

5 answers

am still getting over the party we had before during and after the game

its great being a scotland fan

if we win - we party

if we lose - we party

if we draw - we party


i got a question though ??? if the guy had been from essex would he have kicked the dog ???

heard that most girls from there are


ONLY JOKING !!!!!!!!!

all the best
Ian

2007-11-19 22:34:31 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Niicce.

2007-11-19 22:25:05 · answer #2 · answered by DAVE 6 · 2 0

Naughty but nice!

2007-11-20 09:10:22 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

AND IF HE KICKS THE DONKEY? I THINK SO TOO. LOL.

2007-11-24 16:07:15 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Very Nice!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2007-11-20 20:10:31 · answer #5 · answered by stardu5t7 3 · 0 0

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