M.Materazzi goes to visit zizu on his death bed?
2007-06-27 06:45:29 · 11 answers · asked by Quickfix008(∞Cicci∞) 5 in Sports ➔ Football ➔ FIFA World Cup (TM)
it starts like this:Marco,walking in "well ,i guess you can call this a headbutt from thee "Almighty"...(Marco laughing at this point)
2007-06-27 07:11:20 · update #1
zizu- who let you in here...get out !
marco- pulls up a chair sits down,crosses his hands behind his head, lays his feet crossed on zizu's chest & says " you remember that incident back in 2006"
zizu- take your feet of my chest you b*stard....NUUUUURSE !!!
marco- relax...she's busy...Francesco is having a conversation with her in the storage room....so are you going to answer my question or not !?
zizu- HOW CAN I FORGET IT ,it's come back to bite me & haunt me practically every day of my life ever since !
marco- well it serves you right,the Lord works in mysterious ways....(marco laughs to himself)
zizu- SO WHY ARE YOU HERE...WHATS YOUR POINT
marco- well do you remember that thing i said about your sisters shirt
zizu- HOW THE HELL CAN I FORGET IT..
marco- (reaches for a bag & pulls out the shirt)..recognize this....i'm going to have it framed......
zizu- (starts to go into a coughing fit...all of a sudden....his heart monitor goes flatline)
2007-06-27 22:31:13 · update #2
as marco is walking out of the room he is heard saying "i knew this would do the trick...ADDIO PECORARE..
2007-06-27 22:46:54 · update #3
M.M. - "Don't you have anything you want to say to me?"
Z.Z. - "Yes, why didn't you ever apologize for having your chest in my head's way?"
M.M - "Is that all you have to say?"
Z.Z. - "No, I also want to tell you that you Italian bastards didn't deserve the cup in 2006, or 2010, 2014, 2018 or 2022 for that matter. They were all lucky wins, you diving cheating assholes. And if France would have qualified for the tournament any of those years you would not have stood a chance.
2007-06-27 06:59:22 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 5⤋
Not funny at all. Making a joke like that about someone on their deathbed is sick and disgusting, let alone a joke about Zidane. Zizou is one of the greatest players in the world to ever grace the game. And never forget that. I'm lucky to have watched him play throughout his best years at Juve and Real Madrid.
As much as I hate Materazzi since that incident, I wouldn't even joke about him being on a deathbed.
2007-06-29 02:16:41 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
LEAVE ZIZOU THE F*** ALONE!!!!
Lemme tell u how it's gonna go down:
Materazzi will be on his private jet off to do press for his book "Headbutting The World's Best".
The plane will crash.
Zinedine will show up at his funeral like the true gentleman he is.
He will look at Materazzi's dead body and say this "I forgive you,rest in peace".
Then he will go and express his condolences to the family and teammates.
Don't diss Zidane,bcuz dissing him is just the same as dissing me,and if u diss me,u don't wanna know what's gonna happen!!
â¥LoL.
2007-06-27 08:30:35 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 2⤋
Materazzi will die of a tooth infection long before Zizu. It's a question of hygiene.
2007-06-27 06:53:46 · answer #4 · answered by Rockabilly Philip Paul 4 · 6⤊ 3⤋
Zidane: You're coming with me! *proceeds to strangle Materazzi to death*
2007-06-27 06:54:33 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 1⤋
Man!.... cut Zidane some slack will yah?!!
2007-07-03 10:25:28 · answer #6 · answered by ♥Diana♥ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that wont ever happen so we neednt worry about that
anyways was your cake nice?
and i you ready to apologize yet!?
2007-06-27 08:49:32 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
What are you talking about?? Leave Zidane alone!!
2007-06-27 06:52:34 · answer #8 · answered by Juventina 6 · 9⤊ 5⤋
nothin..
2007-06-27 17:36:09 · answer #9 · answered by Duaa-07 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
that was so not funny!!
and u lozer leave zizu alone........
2007-06-27 07:32:37 · answer #10 · answered by G4L. 7 · 7⤊ 0⤋