Phileas Anelka's caravan is still parked up outside the Reebok Stadium , though the tank is full and the key is in the ignition.
- Titus Bumble is getting another season of Premiership football, which will be quickly followed by a season of Championship football , followed by a....
- The prisoners of Upton Park Correctional Facility have yet to make an appearance on Crimewatch, plans for a pre-season golfing trip in India were wisely scrapped, but UNICEF have task force at the ready at all times.
- Emile Heskey reveals that his England career is over, experts have sent the news to be carbon dated .
Other news:
Lampard's contract talks stall over proposed pie clause.
The Old Trafford halloween mask shop reports record high sales.
Lawrie Sanchez realises Fulham weren't relegated last season and makes a bid for Norn Iron hardman Gerry Taggart to shore up his defence.
Think of anything else surprising that happened over the summer??
2007-08-10
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