Phileas Anelka's caravan is still parked up outside the Reebok Stadium , though the tank is full and the key is in the ignition.
- Titus Bumble is getting another season of Premiership football, which will be quickly followed by a season of Championship football , followed by a....
- The prisoners of Upton Park Correctional Facility have yet to make an appearance on Crimewatch, plans for a pre-season golfing trip in India were wisely scrapped, but UNICEF have task force at the ready at all times.
- Emile Heskey reveals that his England career is over, experts have sent the news to be carbon dated .
Other news:
Lampard's contract talks stall over proposed pie clause.
The Old Trafford halloween mask shop reports record high sales.
Lawrie Sanchez realises Fulham weren't relegated last season and makes a bid for Norn Iron hardman Gerry Taggart to shore up his defence.
Think of anything else surprising that happened over the summer??
2007-08-10 02:16:57 · 15 answers · asked by D.W 6 in Sports ➔ Football ➔ English Football
And just before T.H stormed off for sunny Spain his girlfriend had thought it was time to settle down but he reportedly told her he wasn't good at taking care of kids. The split came when she asked what he'd been doing at Highbury these few years.
2007-08-10 03:40:24 · answer #1 · answered by didi 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I still don't understand the logic behind the signing of Darren Bent for 16 million.
Tottenham already has Robbie Keane and Dimitar Berbatov, arguably one of the best pairings of strikers in the league.
I really hope Bent doesn't get the start, but then again that 16 million kind of goes to waste and Bent will be quite upset after the type of play he had at Charlton.
Also the whole deal with Keiron Dyer's transfer falling through. Barton and Dyer will cause havoc for Allardyce and probably blow up St. James shortly.
2007-08-10 03:55:08 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Joey Barton is still a free man (but for how long?)
Liverpool think theyre gonna win the premiership before a ball is kicked (whoops! no suprise there)
man city have seen more shots outside the stadium.
Think there was a day last week when a scouser turned up for work.
My mate finally stopped thinking Beckham was a good player (Thank God for that!!!)
Sven Goran entered a lookalikey competion and won, they said it was the best Mr Burns look a like they had ever seen.
2007-08-10 02:47:11 · answer #3 · answered by pfc123darkknight 5 · 3⤊ 2⤋
I'm with you ... go the Red Devils !! It will be great to have the football on again ... I missed it terribly !! Don't worry, Man Utd are a happy team with Moyes in charge .. we'll do well ! Cheers
2016-05-18 21:56:44 · answer #4 · answered by allen 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Birmingham City finally get some fresh investment. But wait, Sullivan the Slug is still at the helm along with the Gold-en Oldies.
(We can't even get a takeover right).
2007-08-10 04:32:35 · answer #5 · answered by Kearney Zzyzwicz 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Chelsea didn't spend big money like they usually do. Doesn't seem right. I think Roman lost his credit cards. But hey, Pizarro and Malouda are decent.
Newcastle finally work out what a manager is and get one.
There is still a club called Accrington Stanley
My answer is serious. Thanks for the laughs, though.
2007-08-10 02:22:38 · answer #6 · answered by Akilesh - Internet Undertaker 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Leeds United still exist. Street parties cancelled.
Newcastle United finally work out what a manager is.
Roman Abramovich loses his credit cards.
2007-08-10 02:31:11 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
The league is flooded with Bartons due to the prisoner early release scheme.
2007-08-10 02:27:37 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
sven spends 40 million then says he's never seen any of them actually play......mmmmm
then dikovs been oved again so he can score for them, lets face it he scores for eveyone but city
the thing is i support s@itty sorry city
come on the blues
2007-08-10 02:22:37 · answer #9 · answered by Snot Me 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
West ham getting away with the cheating and Ferguson not getting charged with tapping up Tevez then again Ferguson is above the law well he thinks he is
2007-08-10 03:37:33 · answer #10 · answered by arthur c 3 · 2⤊ 3⤋