My daughter told me my hair looks like glass
Does that mean it's sharp, or shiney?
Or, even more absurd, can she see herself in it?
My son told me to take my eyebrows off
Does anyone know how to do that?
Do you think he wants me to shave them,
or he wants to see me try to rip them off for his viewing pleasure?
Why are my kids playing mind tricks on me??
Are they trying to fool me?
My baby says she wants water, then when I give it to her,
she says juice
Am I part of a test, and maybe they are aliens?
2007-08-20
09:08:21
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tinabadina
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