The rules of Conservatism, inbreeding, and screwing the working class.
1. You must believe that the nations current 8-year prosperity was due to the work of Reagan and Bush, but yesterday's gas prices are all Clinton's fault
2. You have to believe that those privileged from birth achieve success all on their own.
3. You have to be against all Government programs, but expect Social Security checks on time.
4. You have to believe that AIDS victims deserve their disease, but smokers with lung cancer and overweight people with heart disease don't deserve theirs.
5. You have to believe everything Rush Limbaugh says even when he's on dope.
6. You have to believe that god hates homosexuality, but loves the death penelty
7. You have to be against government interference in business, until your oil company, or Savings and Loan is about to go broke and you beg for a government bail out.
8. You have to believe in prayer in schools, as long as you don't pray to Allah or Buddha
2006-08-26
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