Why I HATE liberals...
…and other progressive socialist apostate commies of every breed and ilk.
I am often asked, "Why the hatred for liberals?" To which I answer, "Why not? It’s for their own good." You see, as part of the ‘vast correct wing conspiracy’ it is our duty to hate liberals. It’s right there in the party platform (between the part about Lincoln freeing the slaves and Bush vetoing stem cell research).
In order to even become a republican you must swear an oath to defame and dissemble against all liberal enemies-- foreign and domestic. In our daily (secret) meetings it is stressed that we must pound the left into submission no matter what the cost; no epithet is too strong, no slur too low, no swiftboating too uncalled for.
And there are many many other good reasons to hate liberals. Let's look at just a few of them, shall we?
L stands for Lying Losers who whine incessantly,
I stands for Insipid Insurrectionists who Instantly blame America first,
B stands for Babbling Bolshevist Bumblers who Blame the rich for every social ill,
E stands for Enervating Extremists and bad tempered malcontent mutineers,
R stands for Radical Rabble-Rousing Rebel socialist Revolutionaries,
A stands for Also-Ran Apostate Benedict Arnolds,
L stands for Leftist Libertine subversive athiest quislings.
Another good reason is that they told me to. We all get a fax and email every day which tells us exactly what to think and when to think it. Plus there is the mandatory three hours of Rush Limbaugh 're-educational programming' every day. (Sean Hannity is only mandatory in a few of the more strict sects of the Vast Correct Wing Conspiracy cells.)
More proof? Here it is: If you rearrange the letters in the phrase, "The Liberal Democratic Party" it spells, "A terribly complicated hater!"
What more proof could you possibly need? ...don't worry I have more.
More anagram proof.
When you rearrange the letters in the words liberal and liberalism you get the following:
liberal = bare ill
liberalism = rabies mill
liberalism = lame lib sir
liberalism = liars lib me
liberalism = smear bill i (Obviously it's ok to smear Bill.)
liberalism = lisa limber (Obviously a reference to gross immorality. I think I have her phone number here somewhere...)
2006-07-20
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