why i hate liberals?

Question

Why I HATE liberals...
…and other progressive socialist apostate commies of every breed and ilk.

I am often asked, "Why the hatred for liberals?" To which I answer, "Why not? It’s for their own good." You see, as part of the ‘vast correct wing conspiracy’ it is our duty to hate liberals. It’s right there in the party platform (between the part about Lincoln freeing the slaves and Bush vetoing stem cell research).

In order to even become a republican you must swear an oath to defame and dissemble against all liberal enemies-- foreign and domestic. In our daily (secret) meetings it is stressed that we must pound the left into submission no matter what the cost; no epithet is too strong, no slur too low, no swiftboating too uncalled for.

And there are many many other good reasons to hate liberals. Let's look at just a few of them, shall we?

L stands for Lying Losers who whine incessantly,
I stands for Insipid Insurrectionists who Instantly blame America first,
B stands for Babbling Bolshevist Bumblers who Blame the rich for every social ill,
E stands for Enervating Extremists and bad tempered malcontent mutineers,
R stands for Radical Rabble-Rousing Rebel socialist Revolutionaries,
A stands for Also-Ran Apostate Benedict Arnolds,
L stands for Leftist Libertine subversive athiest quislings.

Another good reason is that they told me to. We all get a fax and email every day which tells us exactly what to think and when to think it. Plus there is the mandatory three hours of Rush Limbaugh 're-educational programming' every day. (Sean Hannity is only mandatory in a few of the more strict sects of the Vast Correct Wing Conspiracy cells.)

More proof? Here it is: If you rearrange the letters in the phrase, "The Liberal Democratic Party" it spells, "A terribly complicated hater!"

What more proof could you possibly need? ...don't worry I have more.

More anagram proof.

When you rearrange the letters in the words liberal and liberalism you get the following:

liberal = bare ill
liberalism = rabies mill
liberalism = lame lib sir
liberalism = liars lib me
liberalism = smear bill i (Obviously it's ok to smear Bill.)
liberalism = lisa limber (Obviously a reference to gross immorality. I think I have her phone number here somewhere...)

Answer 1

H - hahaha, i like your attitude
E - everyone who gets asshurt over this should be shot
L - long live Limbaugh
L - live long & prosper, for i like your ideals

Y - yes, I vote republican too
A - ALL RIGHT!! FINALLY SOME "BOOMING VOICE" OF THE RIGHT SIDE IN YAHOO ANSWERS!

Answer 2

Don't forget that they contribute nothing and are, in fact, culture-destroyers.
Look how they are trying to change the way we talk: Gender-neutral language; the "singular they," as in "I met a person, and they were nice."
Liberals don't like to call America "America," and don't like calling Americans "Americans."
They work day and night trying to weaken and ruin everything good.
To a liberal, pro-Life is fascist and killing babies is a "right."
I hate them.

Answer 3

I don t even care that this isn t a properly formatted question, any idiot in this day and age can see how raving leftism is driving the entire planet back into the dark ages. Unless they are forever hoist into the dustbin of history, we will all be living in mud huts wiping our butts with tree bark.

Answer 4

This is so wrong, and I shouldn't encourage this sort of behavior, but I have to admit that it's nice to see Republicans firing back at the Teenage Mutant Liberal Lemmings for once.

But, from now on, play nice. We all know they mean well.

Answer 5

I'm not sure whether you are Republican/Conservative/Democrat/Liberal who is parodying your own party, or parodying the opposite party, but it's fun! Do it for mine! I'm a Democrat. Heck, do one for all of us! Time we got over party lines and made American first on our minds.

Answer 6

Preaching to the choir

Answer 7

Well, I can't argue with your reasoning because it is why I am no longer a Dem. But, hate? Really? Even Sean Hannity doesn't go that far. I have to say you sound more like Michael Savage (I like him also). However, I missed your question. Is there one?

Answer 8

AMEN!!!! Couldn't of said it any better. I'll have to drink a couple of beers on this.

Answer 9

I disagree. I'm a democrat and I don't hate Jon McCain. Well, at least I didn't until he was corrupted by Bush's ideology. I don't hate conservatives, and I deeply regret that many members of our political system find it neccessary to treat anyone who merely disagrees with them with such malice and contempt. It is truly regretable considering that no one is always right, and by pretending to be so, they only ruin any chance of moving this country forward through comprimise.

I do not hold you in contempt. I only apolegize to you that you feel it neccessary to entrench yourself so deeply in an ideology so that there is no escape and no comprimise. The only lasting reality is change, and by declaring that the world is either with you or against you, you hold back a nation from improving.

Answer 10

Yes, where exactly do you stand??!!??Very interesting diatribe I must say, though I will add some spice to it going the opposite way:

CONSERVATIVES = To maintain the status quo.

We can therefore assume that most cons. would have puckered up and kissed the King of England's a.r.s.e. during the American War of Independence; after all, YOU HAVE TO MAINTAIN THE STATUS QUO!!!! That simply means that the Founding Fathers were Revolutionnaries, therefore Liberals ( and YOUR "R" in liberal stands for Revolutionnary). Therefore Liberals are more American than Conservatives...Ever thought about that????

GGARSK put the above in an even better way!!!!!

I don't mean to chastise moderate conservatives; they are still much more bearable and American than right-wing wackos...