There is some people playing golf, a group of men and one of women. The men's group goes first and moves to the next hole. It's time for one of the women to go and the first lady's shot was spectacular, but the men were still in the way and the ball hits a guy. The guy grabs his crotch with both hands and begins to roll in the ground with agony. The woman feels bad so she goes to help the guy.
W= " I'm so sorry, that was the first time I hit the ball so well, please let me help you"
M= (on the ground and in agony) "No, no,.... I'm ok"
W= " I'm a professional physical therapist and I can help you, no sense in being shy about it"
M= "Ok..., but please be gentle, it really hurts"
So the woman opens up his fly, reaches in and starts massaging his private parts. After 20 minutes or so of massaging the woman asks the guy= "Do you feel better yet?"
M= "Well.....my penis feels great now ....but my hand STILL hurts like a *****".
2006-09-13
07:12:44
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