There is some people playing golf, a group of men and one of women. The men's group goes first and moves to the next hole. It's time for one of the women to go and the first lady's shot was spectacular, but the men were still in the way and the ball hits a guy. The guy grabs his crotch with both hands and begins to roll in the ground with agony. The woman feels bad so she goes to help the guy.
W= " I'm so sorry, that was the first time I hit the ball so well, please let me help you"
M= (on the ground and in agony) "No, no,.... I'm ok"
W= " I'm a professional physical therapist and I can help you, no sense in being shy about it"
M= "Ok..., but please be gentle, it really hurts"
So the woman opens up his fly, reaches in and starts massaging his private parts. After 20 minutes or so of massaging the woman asks the guy= "Do you feel better yet?"
M= "Well.....my penis feels great now ....but my hand STILL hurts like a *****".
2006-09-13 07:12:44 · 10 answers · asked by ForroChe 2 in Games & Recreation ➔ Other - Games & Recreation
WHY FEMALES SHOULD AVOID A GIRLS NIGHT OUT AFTER THEY'RE MARRIED!!!!
The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls", I told
my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!"
Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way to easy. Around 3am a bit loaded, I headed for home.
Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckoed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution in order to escape a possible conflict with him. Even when totally smashed--3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos = MIDNITE.
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told Him "Midnight"!. He didn't seem pissed off at all.
Whew! I got away with that one!
Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock." When I asked him why?, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, "Oh sh..@.", cuckooed 4 more times, Cleared its throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted."
2006-09-13 07:20:15 · answer #1 · answered by eve 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
There was an English man, French man and an Arab who were being interviewed by a reporter with regards to what they bought their wives for valentine's day.So the french man says, well, "i bought my wife a ring and a pair of gloves, so if she does not like the ring she can cover eet wiz ze glouve." The english man said, "i bought my wife a beautiful diamond broach and a scarf, so that if should happen to dislike the broach she may cover it with the scarf". so the ask the Arab, wo says, "walah habibi! i bort my vife a Fararri and a vibrator!" the reporter is tunned and asks "why a Vibrator??" the Arab says: "vel, if she does not like the Fararri she can **** HERSELF!!!"
2006-09-13 07:19:12 · answer #2 · answered by p681989 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahahahaha. Thanx. Haven't laughed that hard in a long time. 10 all the way
2016-03-26 23:28:02 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well I guess I will give it a shot
3 men die and go to heaven
St.peter asks the First guy have you ever cheated on your wife
"First guy" No I have never cheated on my wife we had the most true and honest marriage.
"St.Peter" OK, you get Mercedes and a free tour of heaven.
St.Peter asked the second guy "Have you ever cheated on you're wife".
"Second guy" I feel so guilty to admit it but yes I have cheated on my wife 1 time and I am not proud of it.
"St.Peter" OK, you get a Corvette and a free tour of heaven.
Finally St.Peter asks the third guy "Have you ever cheated on you're wife".
"Third guy" Yes I have and I am sorry. I have cheated on my wife 50 or 53 times.
"St.Peter" OK, you get a rusted ford and a free tour of heaven.
The second guy pulls up to the first guy and asked him why he was crying
"First guy" I just saw my wife she was riding a skateboard.
2006-09-13 07:44:30 · answer #4 · answered by Bullz_ eye 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
little timmy was in class and the teacher was calling kids to the black board to answer math questions and make their own. first the teacher calls lucy and lucy writes on the board, ttt1o and she told the class that it meant to the teacher one orange. The teacher thanked lucy and called bobby to the board. He wrote ttt1a. and he told the class that it meant to the teacher one apple. Finally she calls little timmy up. He goes to the board and writes, ttt **** 1w. The teacher speechless says timmy what on earth are you doing writting that on the board. He said , well it means TO THE TEACHER FORM US COLORED KIDS 1 WATERMELON.
2006-09-13 07:19:44 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
well a black guy, mexican and white guy all are granted a wish by this genie
Ask the black guy and he says... I wish that all my people will be happy and prosperous in there home country of Africa
Then asking the mexican .... I wish all my people would be happy and prosperoout in there home county of mexico
then the genie asks the white guy what he wishes for and he replies .............."you mean that all the blacks and mexicans are out of the country...................I guess I'll just have a coke"
lol .. ps... it's a joke....
2006-09-13 07:18:36 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
whats the difference between a dead dog on the road, and a dead laywer on the road?
there is skid marks in front of the dog!!!
2006-09-13 07:24:17 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
this isnt a joke but god is it funny!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpJaiiWY8gw&mode=related&search=
2006-09-13 07:17:49 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That joke it not funny
2006-09-13 07:29:36 · answer #9 · answered by kcl46647 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Haha...
2006-09-13 07:16:59 · answer #10 · answered by luvmysoldier 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋