Singles & Dating - 29 November 2006

So after he slips a bit of GHB into Mary's tequilla, he marches into her tent and says, "No need to worry, I'm an angel of the Lord and bring great tidings... God wants you to mother his child and I'm here to do the impregnation bit, so get your knickers off!"

Mary gives Joseph the same line, either because she's a bit dense and actually believes the whole angel line, or because Joseph is and she thinks he might buy it.

Joseph isn't dense, but he's waited months to get in Mary's pants, she's agreed to marry him and all the other decent birds have been taken. Besides, he's seeing a few advantages to being the surrogate father to the Messiah....

"Well, Herod, I'm happy to pay my taxes like anyone else, but it's your soul I'm thinking of. If you don't mind having to explain to God that Jesus had to go to school in a holy smock and second hand sandles because you took my last coin to build a new Roman bath house...."

And so it began...

Would it work on a virgin today?

2006-11-29 18:12:04 · 8 answers · asked by lickintonight 4

Is it possible that this girl who previously said that she just wanted to be friends, someday will accept me in her heart and realise whom she really love? We are 14. Is it possible that she might mature up and realise her true feeling?

2006-11-29 18:10:12 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous

well..for one..i like this girl. im 13 years old. she doesnt know i like her, and she has a bf and goes to another school.we used to know each other from elementary but she moved. i know she used to like me. is there anyway for me to make her like me again? instead of her bf right now

2006-11-29 18:09:24 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous

does that means she dosent need wollens to warm her up?

2006-11-29 18:06:29 · 8 answers · asked by coolguy 2

please help because shes always getting mad at me because i dont know what to say to her on da phone

2006-11-29 18:06:25 · 10 answers · asked by Miguel M 1

I wonder if it's a turn off. The words like *** me harder. Earlier, I was quite shy in bed. But lately I found out that shouting those words are quite a turn on for me. My bf stopped what he was doing and looked stunned and ask" Why did you say that?" I felt very ashamed.

2006-11-29 18:04:59 · 27 answers · asked by Sunny 2

2006-11-29 17:58:43 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous

where is she located? just a question..

2006-11-29 17:56:08 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous

I was just messing around and came up with a variation of that roses are red poem thing, and am thinking about putting it in a christmas card that I am giving to my girlfriend, in addition to her gift. It goes
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Whenever you read this,
I'll be thinking of you!
Do you think that is any good?

2006-11-29 17:55:06 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous

i have broken up 5 times each time with little fault on my part.i just cant stay alone but cant find a nice girl.why?

2006-11-29 17:53:11 · 14 answers · asked by man of the boys 1

Or do they want some one who will be respectful to them and be a gentlemen?Why has the jerk approach never worked for me?It seemed to drive the girl farther away when i was rude....

2006-11-29 17:47:01 · 30 answers · asked by bradley k 1

how do they know , does that mean they have tasted him?

2006-11-29 17:45:43 · 14 answers · asked by coolguy 2

I've got this girl im going on my first date with on friday. Well i've clicked, all to the point when i asked her if she does drugs. She says she smokes with her sister while watching movies. and i'm very agenst drug usage. I like her and all, but i dont know. Am i closed minded? I cant change her and i understand that. whatshould i do? I like her.

2006-11-29 17:45:34 · 17 answers · asked by Luis G 1

i caught my girlfriend with her ex boyfriend going to her house. she said nothing is going on hes just cool to hang out with.

2006-11-29 17:43:54 · 22 answers · asked by lkwdgreg13 1

2006-11-29 17:43:49 · 10 answers · asked by fslcaptain737 4

i am a 27 yr old virgin . and guys pressure me ..

2006-11-29 17:41:58 · 19 answers · asked by n8ive_gurl1979 1

How can I get more people to shut up without puching them in the mouth?

2006-11-29 17:38:25 · 11 answers · asked by Confused 1

I am male 37 married. For the past few months, i got to know a married women 43 as well as her husband, family and friends.

I need to know if you could advise me her feelings towards me.

1) If you visited her home, she will chat and laugh with you even the present of her husband and friends.

2) Once, a tiny spider drop on my shirt and she just use her hand to remove it (on my chest) though she are afraid of it.

3) She called me once a week .. sometime if i don't call her and she will ask me whether did i miss her .

4) Her eyes contact with me are strong and she like my present on gathering.

5) Recently, her father passed away and i visited his wake. She don't really want to see or talk to me but turn to others. We do not have any eyes contact at all. She did not call me for a week during the wake.

6) When she called me to attend friend gathering but i told her i am not attending and she starts to telling that do i afraid she will not be eating if don't see me?

2006-11-29 17:37:44 · 15 answers · asked by alanlee011 1

lets say you have a crush on this guy in school. and one day he and his good friend walks by you but they didnt see you, and u want to get his attention, would u start talking to ur crush or his friend ....remember theyre both in ur class and they both know you

2006-11-29 17:36:11 · 5 answers · asked by o.o 1

2006-11-29 17:34:10 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous

I met this awesome girl in college one day. I took offered to take her out to lunch and then a few days later asked her out. So we ended up going on two dates and she recently told me she just wants to be friends. I mean, we had pretty good conversation, she seemed interested in me, and everything seemed to go really well then she ended up breaking it to me that she doesn't see us going any farther than just being friends. She would even commit to future dates. What can be done to keep her? I mean where did I go wrong?

2006-11-29 17:30:52 · 12 answers · asked by dannyb 1

my bf sent me a message saying "biggie biggie cant u see sometime ur words hypnotize me"

what does he mean by that?

2006-11-29 17:30:44 · 5 answers · asked by Richelle 2

I love to on her b/c i love to watch her enjoy it. But she says "sorry i just find it too gross" to give it to me, I dont get it? if she knows how much i love it why wouldnt she want to make me feel good?
Note: she thinks its kind of gross that i do it too her, but she does not complain while i am doing it.

2006-11-29 17:30:38 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous

I mean in terms to seeing the good of others rougher than returning an eye for an eye in bad situations in particular.

2006-11-29 17:29:52 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous

We have been together 2 years, and we have a tough time sometimes. He is really tough sometimes. He has a bad temper and does not appreciate me. I know in Kosovo men take care of their women, but in our relationship, I am the successful one and I think he feels less like a man. Please give me advice

2006-11-29 17:27:59 · 5 answers · asked by Tracy L 1

Ladies out there what should we do for playboy out there that playing with woman heart

2006-11-29 17:26:34 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-11-29 17:25:59 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-11-29 17:25:44 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous

I know it sound ridiculous or absurd. But I know there are people who don't and insist it is alright. Some I notice right infront of my eyes.

How about your opinion?

2006-11-29 17:23:09 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous

I'm a skinny girl. (I'm 20, 5'5" and 105 pounds with petite bones. I have a nice *** but basically no ****. I look about 5'7" because I have longer legs and arms relative to the rest of my body...I do want some boobs though.) I think curvy girls are sexier and hotter, and skinny girls are more elegantly beautiful...does that make any sense?

What do guys think?

2006-11-29 17:21:38 · 25 answers · asked by Forte 1