So after he slips a bit of GHB into Mary's tequilla, he marches into her tent and says, "No need to worry, I'm an angel of the Lord and bring great tidings... God wants you to mother his child and I'm here to do the impregnation bit, so get your knickers off!"
Mary gives Joseph the same line, either because she's a bit dense and actually believes the whole angel line, or because Joseph is and she thinks he might buy it.
Joseph isn't dense, but he's waited months to get in Mary's pants, she's agreed to marry him and all the other decent birds have been taken. Besides, he's seeing a few advantages to being the surrogate father to the Messiah....
"Well, Herod, I'm happy to pay my taxes like anyone else, but it's your soul I'm thinking of. If you don't mind having to explain to God that Jesus had to go to school in a holy smock and second hand sandles because you took my last coin to build a new Roman bath house...."
And so it began...
Would it work on a virgin today?
2006-11-29 18:12:04 · 8 answers · asked by lickintonight 4 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
DID IT WORK ON U???????????????
2006-11-29 18:14:43 · answer #1 · answered by rhonda_seiler 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Weird
2006-11-30 03:39:51 · answer #2 · answered by rachel d 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why dont you get a noose, put it around your head, and jump. But that is not guaranteed to work you pervert, sicko.
2006-12-03 04:02:18 · answer #3 · answered by Red Devil Girl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao...this is a Christmas story set to become a classic...i will tell it this year...you will become a legend...lol...love it...A Merry Solstice to you...;0)
2006-11-30 05:58:54 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny through and through... but I think you'd better take a raincheck on your chances of seeing heaven's gates....
really funny though.
thanks
2006-11-30 02:59:48 · answer #5 · answered by sedatedeyes209 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
it might work if you are muslim
2006-11-30 02:58:52 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
no it will not! and that story is not true either!
2006-11-30 02:44:07 · answer #7 · answered by wat_more_can_i_say? 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
no
2006-11-30 11:10:35 · answer #8 · answered by russellhamuk 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋