Singles & Dating - 29 September 2006

A prisoner escapes from prison where he had been for 5 years. On the run, he finds a house and breaks into it.

He finds a young couple in bed.

He gets the guy out of bed, ties him up on a chair, and then ties the woman to the bed.

He then gets on top of her kissing her on the neck, she is squirming and whimpering, then she starts shaking her head.

Abruptly the prisoner gets up, and goes into the bathroom.

While he is there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy is a prisoner, look at his clothes! He probably spent a lot of time in prison, and has not seen a woman in years.

Whatever he wants don't resist, don't complain, just do what he tells you, and we might get out of this alive. Be strong,
honey. I love you"

To which the wife responds: "Honey, he was not kissing my neck. he was whispering in my ear.

He told me that he found you very sexy, and asked if we kept any Vaseline in the bathroom. Be strong, honey. I love you too..."

2006-09-29 07:35:28 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-09-29 07:33:45 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous

i am totally allergic to sea food

2006-09-29 07:31:32 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-09-29 07:29:44 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous

http://www.thestarlitecafe.com/poems/102/poem_8365344.html

plz read it and tell me what do you think ..

2006-09-29 07:29:41 · 1 answers · asked by ahazem02 1

i used to go out with her in 7 grade We were goin out for like 2 or 3 years and all of a sudden she calls and says it is over and i had some serious feelings bout it so i didnt takl to her in like a year and sshe calls me and asks if i am goin out wit any 1 and i said no and she asked me out and i said no not after last time then like 2 months went by and she calls me cring saing that she loves me and we need to go back out wat do u guys think i shoud do ?????? can i pleez get some serious answers pleez

2006-09-29 07:29:16 · 10 answers · asked by Derek G 2

homeless and I a decent looking youngman wanted to go out with you because i felt so attracted to you know the love at frist sight thing ladys would you give me a chance if you knew the situation? and what would you say?

2006-09-29 07:29:00 · 3 answers · asked by neo 1

so god damn horny that you just couldn't control yourself? i mean to the point that you were ready to f**k just about anyone? so bad that it actually hurt? i'm not just talking blue ball for you guys, i mean f**king just aching, if so..how did you deal with it?

2006-09-29 07:28:50 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-09-29 07:27:38 · 12 answers · asked by ashley m 1

2006-09-29 07:27:09 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous

ladies, hot dressy shoes I buy someone I'm some what seeing on her birthday and should I include a hot pair of panties in the box with them. What do you think honestly. Don't hold back. Slap me with it sideways...

2006-09-29 07:26:59 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous

i seen an old friend...we have been friends for over 10 yrs we were talking and in a moment of pure lonleyness we had sex. it was hot & sweaty and good. he says that he thinks everything is okay. that has never happened before, I usually go out with a guy for awhile...does it make me a sl*t because i gave it up so fast?

2006-09-29 07:26:27 · 17 answers · asked by lickablecake123 1

how can you tell if he still has feelings for me still even though he try to play it off like he doesnt?

2006-09-29 07:26:05 · 6 answers · asked by Heaven <3 1

I met him in chat room. We hit it off great and had a lot in common. We met in person but there was no spark there. Now he won't stop IMing me. I told him I wasn't intrested anymore but he still keeps buggin. What should I do?

2006-09-29 07:24:34 · 6 answers · asked by India 1

I have been talkin to one of my dads friends he lives with us and my dad told me that he doesnt want us to hang out like that to just be friends well i tryed but it got temping so we started to go behind my dads back and started to make out and stuff well anyways my dad caught me once with him but we was just kissing so he told me that he'll let it slide just this once but if it happens again we are out of his house .Anyways i left to go to houston to visit and to give my dad space ive been gone for 2 weeks and My dads friend called me and told me that when i get back we cant be doing this anymore i told him i understand but its hurts a little i need advice on how to just be friends with him and not want more?

2006-09-29 07:24:17 · 14 answers · asked by Heaven <3 1

2006-09-29 07:23:19 · 17 answers · asked by Pinky R 1

Ok so today we had our Daily Devotionals Club and the guy was leading it. When he was done, he told us that we were going to do a "break down" into smaller groups. All of the leaders stood up and he said "Find a leader you dont know and be in their group." So a girl had a group by me so I decided to stay in my seat..since I didn't know her. But the guy I like was also a leader. He was standing and said "I'll take anyone who wants to come over here."
Since I didn't go to his group, do you think he'll think I don't like him?
What if he didn't hear the part about going to someone you don't know?
Or am I just over-reacting lol?

2006-09-29 07:22:49 · 12 answers · asked by .: Brunette Beauty :. 1

What are the characteristics of the perfect woman?

2006-09-29 07:21:53 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous

I'm out with my boyfriend last night. A group of friends were there & I wasn't completely comfortable because one friend didn't know we are dating. It could potentially have hurt his feelings so I wanted to 'break it to him gently'. I was going to take a few minutes with him aside from the group & make him aware of the relationship. Apparently, I wasn't being as receptive to my boyfriend as I usually am - his take on it. He says he put his arm around me & I "pushed him away." I don't recall it that way, of course. I think I was a bit standoffish, but only enough that my boyfriend would notice, nobody else. So maybe his take on it is close to accurate. I don't know he's feeling this way until I realize he's gone. I think he's in the restroom & it turns out he left. He was in his truck - he was going to leave & didn't. I find him outside & he tells me why he left - without a good-bye or anything. Just left. I'm really upset that he could just leave me like that. Am I wrong??

2006-09-29 07:20:57 · 14 answers · asked by Grá 3

i still love him,we were together for 1 1/2 years.

2006-09-29 07:20:49 · 19 answers · asked by marsha w 2

I have a guy friend that i have been seeing for three years but we are both working on ourselves. I am moving towards being in a relationship, but he is not. I am really into him and I know he cares for me. We are friends with benefits. But he tells me doesn't want to settle down until he can provide for a woman and take care of the two kids he already has. We are ending the sex part of our relationship but it is hard for me to just be his friend. He is faithful to me, but won't commit. What should I do?

2006-09-29 07:20:39 · 12 answers · asked by t j 2

How do i go up to a complete stranger and tell them how i feel. There is this really hot guy and hes so hot i could go up to him and kiss him then take him back to my place and have a little fun..

2006-09-29 07:19:51 · 25 answers · asked by I love you! 2

to tell the world a secret you have never told anyone else before? Take advantage of anonymity and get it off your chest.

2006-09-29 07:18:59 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous

your heart beats so fast like it's gonna explode?
I do, everytime I saw her, I was like "wtf!"

but when I finally saw his boyfriend, I just laughed at myself so hard till my face hurt!

2006-09-29 07:18:08 · 5 answers · asked by Breakdancer 1

tell me the trust?

2006-09-29 07:18:07 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous

I like to get a nice, not too strong cocktail first and then when I start feeling a bit woozy...I will jump on the stage with my friends and start shaking that "thing"! :)

2006-09-29 07:18:02 · 3 answers · asked by AWorldThatNeedsToCalmDown 1

what do you bring on a picnic to romance a girl on the 2nd date?

2006-09-29 07:17:31 · 18 answers · asked by blackbible1 1

2006-09-29 07:16:51 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous

and i mean force the woman under there to smell that aromatic lavender oil (blaaaaaagh!) infused experience!!!! is it just me who doesnt care for points on this site?

2006-09-29 07:14:08 · 15 answers · asked by adriboff 3

i was with my boyfriend for 3 years and i finished wit him 2 weeks ago cause i have a committment problem and hed started talking about children, i really miss him but he says if we want different things we shouldnt be together. should leave the navy and give him th children that he wants?

2006-09-29 07:13:19 · 35 answers · asked by ratbag 1