A prisoner escapes from prison where he had been for 5 years. On the run, he finds a house and breaks into it.
He finds a young couple in bed.
He gets the guy out of bed, ties him up on a chair, and then ties the woman to the bed.
He then gets on top of her kissing her on the neck, she is squirming and whimpering, then she starts shaking her head.
Abruptly the prisoner gets up, and goes into the bathroom.
While he is there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy is a prisoner, look at his clothes! He probably spent a lot of time in prison, and has not seen a woman in years.
Whatever he wants don't resist, don't complain, just do what he tells you, and we might get out of this alive. Be strong,
honey. I love you"
To which the wife responds: "Honey, he was not kissing my neck. he was whispering in my ear.
He told me that he found you very sexy, and asked if we kept any Vaseline in the bathroom. Be strong, honey. I love you too..."
2006-09-29 07:35:28 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
OH MY God that is a scream!!!! your too funny ! ! ! !
2006-09-29 07:39:06 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wow That Was Very Funny
2006-09-29 07:52:18 · answer #2 · answered by LilMama_123 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny.
2006-09-29 16:31:12 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think this story should be sent to Barbara Lee, Rep. in California who proposed giving out condoms to prisoners.
2006-09-29 07:38:00 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ok that was kinda nasty but nonetheless funny, so ahh have a good weekend... stay pale and outta jail
2006-09-29 07:37:44 · answer #5 · answered by J from O 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very funny.
2006-09-29 07:36:57 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
it is a funny story but what you don't know is that prisoner is my ex boyfriend
2006-09-29 07:40:43 · answer #7 · answered by moonlight 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!!!! That is so funny, finally a man gets to be "THE MAN" lol
2006-09-29 07:38:17 · answer #8 · answered by Charmed 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Old joke, but still funny.
2006-09-29 07:37:25 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Long, but very funny.
2006-09-29 07:37:21 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I have read this many times...But always brings a smile to my face :D
2006-09-29 07:36:52 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋