I'm trying to impress a girl, and I found out through a reliable source (her best friend/roomate) she's really turned on by guys that have survived heart attacks.
I've been frying meat every day, and drinking the congeal from the pan, for the past couple of weeks.
I've been eating at McDonald's a lot, and I've picked up smoking, quit excercising, cut back on my sleeping, and have been trying to get more stressed out.
I really like this girl, but I just can't seem to force my body to have a heart attack -
What more can I do? Any Advice?
2006-08-06
06:36:33
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7 answers
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SwampDog
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