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I'm trying to impress a girl, and I found out through a reliable source (her best friend/roomate) she's really turned on by guys that have survived heart attacks.
I've been frying meat every day, and drinking the congeal from the pan, for the past couple of weeks.
I've been eating at McDonald's a lot, and I've picked up smoking, quit excercising, cut back on my sleeping, and have been trying to get more stressed out.
I really like this girl, but I just can't seem to force my body to have a heart attack -
What more can I do? Any Advice?

2006-08-06 06:36:33 · 7 answers · asked by SwampDog 2 in Family & Relationships Singles & Dating

7 answers

First of all, she's weird. Second, just fake a heart attack.

2006-08-06 06:40:46 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

If this is serious then you and her need help. Don't get a heart attack it could kill you you know. No girl is worth that much trouble, why do you almost want to die to impress someone.

2006-08-06 13:50:13 · answer #2 · answered by hearts99992000 5 · 0 0

Just start dating her. She'll give you a heart attack soon enough.

2006-08-06 13:44:17 · answer #3 · answered by dukefenton 7 · 0 0

OMG r u serious? No girl in the world is worth doing such things... But you should know that.

2006-08-06 13:40:48 · answer #4 · answered by Romy T 1 · 0 0

ur pretty stupid if u would risk dying just so u can get this girl to notice u. if i were u, id find something else less...gross that would turn her on

2006-08-06 13:48:39 · answer #5 · answered by roxychik 1 · 0 0

forget the girl if you need a heartattack to get her.

2006-08-06 13:41:31 · answer #6 · answered by delhivienna 2 · 0 0

get professional help

2006-08-06 13:41:30 · answer #7 · answered by wondering_lefty 3 · 0 0

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