On a scale of one to ten, how crazy are you? With zero being always sane and having no crazy thoughts ever. Please check out the handy dandy little scale compiled by me with the help of my good friend and mentor, Dr. I.M. Crazy, MD
1. Almost 98% sane, rarely has a crazy thought unless someone pushed them too far.
2. Will take out their anger at the world on people around them, or kick the dog thinking they deserved it for just getting in your way..
3. Makes fun of your aunt Edna, even though you don't have an aunt Edna
4. Ties firecrackers to neighborhood cats tails for fun.
5. Is possessive about his or her relationships. A stalker on the edge of becoming a professional at it. May flip into torturing someone through the years.
6. Fantasizes on revenge to people who have done him wrong throughout his entire life. Wants to hunt down that kid in 4th grade who stole his bike and sold it for baseball cards. Can easily be pushed into the next level # 7.
2007-12-15
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