Poll: Every ones a bit crazy, we all are. How crazy are you?

Question

On a scale of one to ten, how crazy are you? With zero being always sane and having no crazy thoughts ever. Please check out the handy dandy little scale compiled by me with the help of my good friend and mentor, Dr. I.M. Crazy, MD

1. Almost 98% sane, rarely has a crazy thought unless someone pushed them too far.

2. Will take out their anger at the world on people around them, or kick the dog thinking they deserved it for just getting in your way..

3. Makes fun of your aunt Edna, even though you don't have an aunt Edna

4. Ties firecrackers to neighborhood cats tails for fun.

5. Is possessive about his or her relationships. A stalker on the edge of becoming a professional at it. May flip into torturing someone through the years.

6. Fantasizes on revenge to people who have done him wrong throughout his entire life. Wants to hunt down that kid in 4th grade who stole his bike and sold it for baseball cards. Can easily be pushed into the next level # 7.

7. Hears voices in head. Many of them. May believe he is Jesus Christ come back to judge the world.

8. Actually has conversations with the voices in his head, out loud. Lets them guide his life. (see Tyler Durden)

9. Believes aliens have infiltrated the earth and have taken over top spots in world governments prior total world domination. Wears tin foil hats to avoid alien death beams.

10. straight-jacket type with drool running down your chin and uncontrollably nervous twitches
(see Stooge)

I think both Dinglebury and Turdo are number 7's

Answer 1

Undoubtedly...i'm a number 5!
--->That makes me just half insane as how Stooge is! hahaha

Answer 2

10

Answer 3

9 and 2

Answer 4

I cannot categorise myself in any of those as I believe you are only as crazy a someone believes you to be. Judging someones level of mind-loss is just too difficult in many circumstances, as people will only believe what they want to believe.
If people kill for money like George Bush and the likes these are the ones who need straight jackets.

However I like the fun you made with this.

Answer 5

3...i guess, if the numbers only fit the definitions provided.
I'm not kicking anybody's dog, that's for sure.
I have been pushed close to insanity, but I don't think I've ever lost a hold of my logic for too long.
I think we might all feel like any of those numbers at some point in our days, it's how we act on those thoughts that counts the most.

Answer 6

Paperback, this is so great! I love it and will share it with my family and friends. And here's a smaller version of this that was on an album called "You Don't Have to be Jewish". Mr. Cohen stands before G-d and he says: "I am a representative of the Jewish people and we would like to ask you a question. Is it true that we are the chosen people? G-d replies: "Yes, Mr. Cohen, you are the chosen people." Mr. Cohen says: "Well, would you do us a favor? WOULD YOU MIND CHOOSING SOMEBODY ELSE FOR A CHANGE?"

Answer 7

Oddly enough, I find myself closest to 1. Pretty embarassing for a Mad Scientist, Huh?

I guess the key to Sanity is being in touch with Reality, but not taking it seriously.

Answer 8

10. I actually am typing with 1 finger and have my keyboard covered in plastic to keep the drool off of it.

Answer 9

I'm kindof the stalker type... I like to keep an eye on certen people...

I'm a 5 or 6.

Answer 10

I have just been promoted to 10! Woo-hoo...! You know what that means? Between Moon and I, we're a 15... So don't feck around Squirrel Boy!