Polls & Surveys - 6 December 2006

me watchin a movie and studyin!!

2006-12-06 12:10:00 · 19 answers · asked by shrimpy 3

so far mine was awesome thanks for asking... can i be your best friend

2006-12-06 12:09:46 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous

This is a personal poll for those that have lost a pet. No answers are necessary. Thank you.

2006-12-06 12:09:27 · 10 answers · asked by Dorkboy 7

A boy takes his girlfriend home after going out together.

When they reach the front door, he leans against the wall with one hand and says, "Sweetie, why don't you give me a blow/job?"
"What? You're crazy!"
"Don't worry, it will be quick, no problem."
"No!! Someone may see -- a relative, a neighbor..."
"At this time of the night? No one will show up..."
"I've already said No, and NO!"
"Honey, it's just a small blowie...I know you'd like it, too..."
"No! I've said NO!"
"My love... Don't be like that..."
At this moment, the girlfriend's younger sister shows up at the door in her nightgown with her hair totally in disorder. Rubbing her eyes, she says, "Dad says either you have to blow him, I have to blow him, or he will come down and give the guy a blow/job himself, but for God's sake, tell your boyfriend to take his hand off the intercom!"

2006-12-06 12:08:49 · 36 answers · asked by Eraser 1

How did you handle it?

2006-12-06 12:08:33 · 17 answers · asked by Phoenix Rising 6

A shower or a bath?

I'm going for a shower right now, although I wish it was a bath. But because I live in Ireland and we have a COAL FIRE!! yes you read right, a freakin' coal fire! I can't have a bath unless I heat the boilers by getting coal from the back garden and lighting a fire!!! We're back in the dark ages!

2006-12-06 12:07:18 · 40 answers · asked by Alana B 5

2006-12-06 12:06:02 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous

Mine is Winter Wonderland!

2006-12-06 12:05:16 · 43 answers · asked by ~~hmmmm~~ 2

haven't been on Y!A in a while...

2006-12-06 12:02:25 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous

In fact, he jammed his spaghetti firing rifle and I dropped an ostrich on his head, then paid a flamingo to force him to eat barbed wire, but it was all in fun, after all, he does love barbed wire!

2006-12-06 12:00:51 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-12-06 12:00:27 · 22 answers · asked by ~~hmmmm~~ 2

Ya know, Lou is my best friend. We go back a long way. We even played docto....never mind. So anyway, my girlfriends have told me that Lou can't come. I kinda understand caus his eating habits are kinda gross. What with picking his nose all the time and wiping it on the table. And he usually smells pretty bad too. But he is my friend. And besides Ole Ernie (that's my dog) isn't no Miss Manners either. But he's invited. Sure, he'll spent most the time with his head between his leggs licking and making huffing sounds. But they think that's OK. Even Lou doesn't do that.

Well... I guess he would if he could.

Should I just have him sit outside and throw food out the window to him? I don't want to hurt his feelings.

2006-12-06 11:59:42 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-12-06 11:58:38 · 22 answers · asked by turtle girl 7

2006-12-06 11:58:27 · 15 answers · asked by Circlometry™³ 6

I have been a little bit naughty and a little bit nice. Do you think Santa will bring me anything?

2006-12-06 11:56:58 · 35 answers · asked by ~~hmmmm~~ 2

2006-12-06 11:56:47 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-12-06 11:55:51 · 23 answers · asked by lol 6

2006-12-06 11:55:28 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-12-06 11:54:37 · 52 answers · asked by lol 6

will accept long lists

2006-12-06 11:54:21 · 26 answers · asked by punkbaby94 2

while i am regailing my guest with stories of zebra hunts...

2006-12-06 11:53:26 · 17 answers · asked by Circlometry™³ 6

I was just wondering i have nothing wrong but i just want to know what are somethings you dont ask a doctor?

2006-12-06 11:52:55 · 10 answers · asked by mizz_ebony_brown_2006 1

"I could scratch her eyes out" is a popular girly phrase but do you think it's ever really happened?!

2006-12-06 11:51:53 · 27 answers · asked by Bubble 1

Does it scare you to even think about it? Do you ever think about it? Or are you ready for it anytime?

2006-12-06 11:51:09 · 17 answers · asked by Bubuchachum 6

BRITNEY SPEARS FOR CHRISTMAS..... FROM PARIS....
A GOLD AND DIAMOND 'BLINGED' UP WIRE BRUSH ? TO
HELP TAKE CARE OF HER RAZOR RASH ????...
.. what kind of after shave should FED-EX
give to her from the kids???????????????

2006-12-06 11:49:48 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-12-06 11:49:27 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous

Like you get some sort of spooky vibe from them or a feeling that something isn't right?

2006-12-06 11:48:38 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous

A man was standing in front of a church, naked, with three packs of cigarettes. He heard some nuns coming by and had nowhere to hide but the nearby bushes. Unfortunately, his penis was sticking out.

So four nuns walked by the bush where the man was hiding. One of the nuns noticed his member hanging out, so she walked to the site and pulled it. With nothing to do, the man handed out a pack of cigarettes.

The nun exclaimed, "Oooh, it's a vending machine!"

Naturally, the other three nuns went over to collect their cigarettes. The first one pulled, and the man handed out a pack. The second one pulled and the man handed out another pack.

By this time, the man had run out of cigarettes, so the last nun pulled on his penis and exclaimed, "Oooh, hand lotion!"

2006-12-06 11:48:22 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous

Just want to see if my face is normal length. Please answer honestly

2006-12-06 11:47:18 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-12-06 11:46:36 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous