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Don't open the door, and whatever you do, do not go outside. That's no impersonator, that's really Oprah. And she's ready to club you like a baby harp seal. She found out that you've been canoodling with Stedman.

2006-12-07 07:09:43 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Because your house is on fire and she thinks by telling you she's acting like Oprah would...

Wierdos.

But a lot better than the Axel Rose impersonator asking me if i want a gun or a rose.

Yeah i know, not very original.

2006-12-07 01:51:10 · answer #2 · answered by falzalnz 6 · 0 1

Because she wants you to come outside and give a thousand dollars to a stranger for no reason, the stranger being them.

2006-12-06 20:00:10 · answer #3 · answered by tigerlily_catmom 7 · 0 0

I don't know why she is there, but if your house is on fire get out fast.

2006-12-06 19:59:47 · answer #4 · answered by papricka w 5 · 0 0

i think the faerie is right. oprah's a notoriously jealous zebra thief.

2006-12-06 20:02:33 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

That IS Oprah! GET OUT! GET OUT NOW!

2006-12-06 20:01:34 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

That's Santa Clause!! He's trying to lure you out of your house so he can steal your toes!!!!!!

2006-12-06 20:04:24 · answer #7 · answered by Death Virus 6 · 0 0

shes trying to steal thing inside ur house! dont listen to her!

2006-12-06 20:02:21 · answer #8 · answered by BlackHearted 2 · 0 0

She wants you to leave the staple juice alone so that she can steal it for herself... don't pay attention to her!

2006-12-06 20:01:19 · answer #9 · answered by Salma 4 · 1 0

Tell Harpo to go away.. She's always up to no good...

2006-12-07 13:04:16 · answer #10 · answered by Goldylocks 5 · 0 0

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