Polls & Surveys - 6 December 2006

2006-12-06 11:45:58 · 30 answers · asked by   5

A woman received a face lift for her 50th birthday. It worked perfectly and she ended up looking 35 years old. She was so thrilled with the results that the first time she went out she asked people to guess her age. She asked the checkout operator, "How old do you think I am?" The reply was " I would guess about 35." The woman replied, "No I'm actually 50. My husband gave me a face lift last month for my birthday." This went on throughout the day with people generally guessing she was about 35. Finally she was standing at a bus stop when she asked the man beside her to guess her age. He replied, "I can guess your age very accurately, but I will need to feel your breasts. I can tell a womans exact age by feeling her breasts." She was reluctant to let him do it but her curiosity got the better of her & she allowed him to prove his theory. He felt them for some time and then announced, "I believe that you are fifty. Actually, I think that you turned fifty about a month ago." She was absolutely amazed by his estimation & asked "How can you be so accurate with your estimation just by feeling my breasts?" He replied, "There's no real secret. I was standing behind you in the line at the checkout this morning."

2006-12-06 11:45:55 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous

Is there somewhere I can download a free program thats easy to use to use to make & pring name labels? The kind to put on envelopes & stuff so you don't have to write it. Thanks.

2006-12-06 11:45:36 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous

♥Because I get in trouble for this over and over....but as far as I'm concerned, this entire site is 'chatting' so, what is your opinion on the matter? Thank you for your time.

2006-12-06 11:45:32 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-12-06 11:44:47 · 46 answers · asked by fly_girl_pc12 2

They were released in the same week don'tchaknow.

2006-12-06 11:44:45 · 22 answers · asked by people are scum 4

I'm adding up the total and right now it's pirates 3, ninja's 5.

2006-12-06 11:44:38 · 18 answers · asked by Saint 3

Ok i have been wondering y do u have that pic 4 ur pic
is it because...
A) U get high like towly
B) U just like the pic
C) Cuz u think he has a funny role in South Park
D) all of the above
E) None of the above
(4 ppl dat dont no towly is a charcter in South Park dat gets high all the time and Site23 has that for his/her ((i dunno)) pic)

2006-12-06 11:43:54 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous

http://answers.yahoo.com/my/profile;_ylt=AjpwqNbDnGAh_yR9VQ0erGYezKIX?show=1a5971b3994a785c7bc2fa29092c1b69aa

2006-12-06 11:43:34 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous

I like White Russians better then Black Russians?

2006-12-06 11:42:50 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous

I only ask cause I have some new friends that don't eat ham. Somethin about their feet being hoofed or something. Heck I wasn't gonna feed them pigs feet anyway. That's what you eat in the bar if you're drunk enough. Anyway, turkey is out what with PETA moaning and groaning about it. So I figure I can slop some Dinty Moore beef stew on all the plates, but it just doesn't seem all that festive. So if I roast up a real good looking possum (one I only ran over once) with all the fixins, do you think my guests will ohhh and ahhh when it's carving time?

And what's the best stuffing? Oyster? Cornbread? Or maybe beef stew?

Sure could use your help here.

2006-12-06 11:40:15 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous

the best way to get your thoughts set on something else?

2006-12-06 11:39:27 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous

♥Again, just a simple observation, thank you for your time ;)

2006-12-06 11:38:29 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-12-06 11:37:12 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous

feel free to be nasty...

2006-12-06 11:36:54 · 34 answers · asked by loveholio 5

super sized!

2006-12-06 11:36:27 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous

c'mon be honest...

2006-12-06 11:35:44 · 28 answers · asked by loveholio 5

2006-12-06 11:34:39 · 2 answers · asked by softball Queen 4

Have you ever seen a man eat his own head?

2006-12-06 11:34:29 · 24 answers · asked by people are scum 4

2006-12-06 11:34:25 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous

YOU SHOULD.

2006-12-06 11:34:07 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous

I haven't but lately I've noticed a lot of those.

2006-12-06 11:34:00 · 16 answers · asked by PANDABEAR 5

What have you got to lose.

2006-12-06 11:34:00 · 11 answers · asked by SlamC 2

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20061206/ap_on_re_us/plane_passing_gas

2006-12-06 11:33:30 · 2 answers · asked by ladetina 1

and the peanut butter questions commence

2006-12-06 11:33:02 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-12-06 11:32:00 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous

I DON'T KNOW WHY...... BUT I HAVE A SUDDEN CRAVING

FOR A KFC BOWL!!!!!

DOES ANYONE KNOW... IF IT IS GOOD FOR HANGOVERS/

++++:0000.... KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN??

2006-12-06 11:30:45 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-12-06 11:28:46 · 72 answers · asked by PANDABEAR 5

♥Just a simple observation, thank you for being so kind ;)

2006-12-06 11:28:15 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous

I sometimes feel like everyone has left town and left no
forwarding address.

2006-12-06 11:28:01 · 9 answers · asked by nemesis 5