Are her Breasts supposed to Feel this Way?

Question

A woman received a face lift for her 50th birthday. It worked perfectly and she ended up looking 35 years old. She was so thrilled with the results that the first time she went out she asked people to guess her age. She asked the checkout operator, "How old do you think I am?" The reply was " I would guess about 35." The woman replied, "No I'm actually 50. My husband gave me a face lift last month for my birthday." This went on throughout the day with people generally guessing she was about 35. Finally she was standing at a bus stop when she asked the man beside her to guess her age. He replied, "I can guess your age very accurately, but I will need to feel your breasts. I can tell a womans exact age by feeling her breasts." She was reluctant to let him do it but her curiosity got the better of her & she allowed him to prove his theory. He felt them for some time and then announced, "I believe that you are fifty. Actually, I think that you turned fifty about a month ago." She was absolutely amazed by his estimation & asked "How can you be so accurate with your estimation just by feeling my breasts?" He replied, "There's no real secret. I was standing behind you in the line at the checkout this morning."

What do you think of this?

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Answer 1

oh god, that's really funny!!!! lmfao, good one!

Answer 2

Haha!

Answer 3

That was wonderful. Thank you for the laugh

Answer 4

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Answer 5

tee hee hee good stuff

Answer 6

that's pretty good

Answer 7

ROFLMFAO