A man was standing in front of a church, naked, with three packs of cigarettes. He heard some nuns coming by and had nowhere to hide but the nearby bushes. Unfortunately, his penis was sticking out.
So four nuns walked by the bush where the man was hiding. One of the nuns noticed his member hanging out, so she walked to the site and pulled it. With nothing to do, the man handed out a pack of cigarettes.
The nun exclaimed, "Oooh, it's a vending machine!"
Naturally, the other three nuns went over to collect their cigarettes. The first one pulled, and the man handed out a pack. The second one pulled and the man handed out another pack.
By this time, the man had run out of cigarettes, so the last nun pulled on his penis and exclaimed, "Oooh, hand lotion!"
2006-12-06 11:48:22 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
lol wow dat waz a gd 1 lol wtf can i say LMFAO
2006-12-06 11:52:03 · answer #1 · answered by idkjustanothergurl 3 · 0⤊ 3⤋
That was kind of funny! There nuns so they did not know any better
2006-12-06 19:53:08 · answer #2 · answered by Adam D. 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Gr8 jk u rock dude NEXT DANE COOK RITE HERE. WOO keep em comin
2006-12-06 19:54:59 · answer #3 · answered by .. 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Crazy lol but its all in what makes you laugh
2006-12-06 19:57:55 · answer #4 · answered by hotrod4964 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
some stupid nuns LOL
2006-12-06 19:51:35 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow, that's original.
2006-12-06 19:51:27 · answer #6 · answered by ~SSIRREN~ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG!!! ROFL, HOW DO U KEEP COMING UP WITH THESE THINGS?
2006-12-06 19:51:19 · answer #7 · answered by Dark Sunshine 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
no, not at all,
2006-12-06 19:52:36 · answer #8 · answered by jEN 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋