Polls & Surveys - 17 November 2006

2006-11-17 02:41:18 · 10 answers · asked by Joni J 6

We are going to stay with my in laws over Thanksgiving and one of the uncles will be there as well. He is a chain smoker. I would not make a big issue out of it but I have a 9 month old baby that I do not want to expose to the smoke even for just 2 days. My husband says that he does not want to ask him to go outside out of respect for the mans age. He says that his uncle has had a hard life and served in Vietnam and we should just deal with it out of respect for his age and position. I disagree but I also do not want to piss anyone off either. What do you all think?

2006-11-17 02:41:06 · 18 answers · asked by peach 4

A woman's garden is growing beautifully but the darn tomatoes won't ripen. There's a limit to the number of uses for green tomatoes and she's getting tired of it. So she goes to her neighbor and says, "Your tomatoes are ripe, mine are green. What can I do about it?"

Her neighbor replies, "Well, it may sound absurd but here's what to do. Tonight, there's no moon. After dark, go out into your garden and take all your clothes off. Tomatoes can see in the dark and they'll be embarrassed and blush. In the morning, they'll all be red, you'll see."

Well, what the heck? She does it. The next day, her neighbor asks how it worked.

"So-so," she answers. "The tomatoes are still green but the cucumbers are all four inches longer."

2006-11-17 02:40:17 · 23 answers · asked by Eraser 1

Personally I am shooting for 2 or 3.

2006-11-17 02:39:39 · 13 answers · asked by benny 1

2006-11-17 02:38:36 · 8 answers · asked by hedZy ♀ The Dancing Banana 4

Just wondering if you listen to 101.1 and if you are utterly irritated with the afternoon DJ Doug Podell as i am. I can't stand that windbag! His voice is horrible and he just rambles on and on!!

2006-11-17 02:37:41 · 10 answers · asked by Joe Somebody 6

A man is at work one day when he notices that his male coworker is wearing an earring. This man knows his coworker to be a normally conservative fellow and is curious about his sudden change in "fashion sense."

"Bob, I didn't know you were into earrings."

"Oh, yeah, sure," says Bob sheepishly.

"Really? How long have you been wearing one?"

"Ever since my wife found it in our bed."

2006-11-17 02:37:32 · 21 answers · asked by Eraser 1

2006-11-17 02:35:47 · 3 answers · asked by Ylia 4

Do you have any tattoos? What are they, and what do they symbolize if anything? If you were to get another tattoo, what would you get and why?
(I have a small rose on my left ankle and the Chinese symbol for love on my lower back. At the time, I was going to a lot of raves and thought I loved everybody... LOL)

2006-11-17 02:34:40 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous

She is a really sweet woman, and is totally sorry for killing all of thsoe men. Should I do it

2006-11-17 02:33:55 · 16 answers · asked by benny 1

Do you like it? Do you make it yourself from a recipe (simply adding alcohol does not constitute making it) or do you use storebought?

2006-11-17 02:33:13 · 11 answers · asked by 1973kimberly 2

My wife is the only person I've ever met whose teeth genuinely chatter when she's cold. I think she's part cartoon.

2006-11-17 02:32:40 · 16 answers · asked by people are scum 4

Why do we call it a pair of knickers.... or a pair of trousers... pair of scissors..... pair of socks I understand... does anyone really have an @rse that big that would need to pull on two pairs....

I am deeply troubled by this....

And I realise that this should be posted in the knicker smelling category or similar, its just that I like you all in polls and surveys, well except Zulu9 who I barely tolerate.

2006-11-17 02:32:36 · 16 answers · asked by Ellie29uk 3

2006-11-17 02:30:12 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-11-17 02:29:07 · 10 answers · asked by Joni J 6

2006-11-17 02:28:07 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous

I'm addicted to raspberry iced tea. this is unacceptable. How can i get it back. I NEED Raspberry Iced Tea.

2006-11-17 02:27:41 · 9 answers · asked by pastor of muppets 6

My wife thinks hers might be needing fertizer?

2006-11-17 02:27:13 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous

a friend gave me this idea, and i thought it would be cool to find out........ Born July 6, 1983 (same day as my cousin, sylvester stalone, and GW Bush)......Max Fisher (same as the guy in the movie rushmore)........so does anyone have the same birthday or name as me? thoughts? Thanks!

2006-11-17 02:24:47 · 16 answers · asked by flyboy7683 2

This is Fyra Tanks..lol....and here is your chance to become America's Next Top Model.
Submit your avatars and explai me why your avatar can be the next top model..

Lost of prizes to be won ;)

2006-11-17 02:24:28 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous

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2006-11-17 02:24:16 · 11 answers · asked by Eraser 1

2006-11-17 02:21:58 · 30 answers · asked by Ylia 4

2006-11-17 02:20:59 · 31 answers · asked by Inno 3

What's the best gadget you have in the bedroom?

2006-11-17 02:20:14 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-11-17 02:20:11 · 15 answers · asked by Special nobody 5

I have trouble with the part about the 3 WISE men.

2006-11-17 02:19:30 · 11 answers · asked by Joni J 6

I personally would curse them out and I wouldn't give a crap if I was fired. I don't tolerate abuse and I am fully prepared to defend myself.

2006-11-17 02:17:24 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-11-17 02:15:37 · 16 answers · asked by abluebobcat 4

meet you all on South Street in Philly for tomorrow's hangover??

2006-11-17 02:13:57 · 10 answers · asked by ? 3

2006-11-17 02:09:37 · 7 answers · asked by Joni J 6