A woman's garden is growing beautifully but the darn tomatoes won't ripen. There's a limit to the number of uses for green tomatoes and she's getting tired of it. So she goes to her neighbor and says, "Your tomatoes are ripe, mine are green. What can I do about it?"
Her neighbor replies, "Well, it may sound absurd but here's what to do. Tonight, there's no moon. After dark, go out into your garden and take all your clothes off. Tomatoes can see in the dark and they'll be embarrassed and blush. In the morning, they'll all be red, you'll see."
Well, what the heck? She does it. The next day, her neighbor asks how it worked.
"So-so," she answers. "The tomatoes are still green but the cucumbers are all four inches longer."
2006-11-17 02:40:17 · 23 answers · asked by Eraser 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
LOL....I am trying to keep from laughing....the people here at work are looking at me like I'm CRAZY!
2006-11-17 02:46:30 · answer #1 · answered by queenmackerel 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's another good one! I wasn't disturbed by it at all. That was supposed to be a joke right? LOL!
~BattleAngel~
2006-11-17 10:46:34 · answer #2 · answered by BattleAngel 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao I think it was cute, and no I am not disturbed by it, just means that the female has a better body then the other one had!
2006-11-17 10:46:52 · answer #3 · answered by Sassy H 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why disturbed? It's a cute joke.
2006-11-17 10:46:36 · answer #4 · answered by melouofs 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No, not at all disturbed. That was a good joke. Very hilarious.
2006-11-17 13:14:11 · answer #5 · answered by Qt PIE 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
im not disturbed at all. i thought that it was real funny and i had to share it wit a friend.
2006-11-17 10:48:50 · answer #6 · answered by smalls8802 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny one!
2006-11-17 10:52:30 · answer #7 · answered by Tony M 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not at all. I find this disturbing:
Q: What did the mute/blind kid get for his birthday?
A: Cancer
2006-11-17 10:47:01 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Not at all, but it's only mildly amusing.
2006-11-17 11:03:08 · answer #9 · answered by Nikkers 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, I'm not disturbed by it.
Kind of funny!
:-)
2006-11-17 10:46:58 · answer #10 · answered by misery 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋